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💜 He/Him // INFP // Terrible grammar // Martha Stewart fan // Charlotte York wannabe // Challah enthusiast // Accepts book recs 💜 🐸 “If you do your best each and every day, good things are sure to come your way” 🐸
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I love decorations but I hate decorating. I would 100% live in an undecorated home. For sure.

I truly hate how clothing is severely gendered in out society. Maybe I want to wear a quilted dress, you know?

“Men suffer in silence” and yet I keep hearing about it.

This cook is cookin' 🍳

Once I learn how to sew it’s over for you girlies.

they did really good with the designs for these two

I regret throwing away my With Love perfume. I miss it.

They can never make me hate Kia Souls.

The vibe of Jessica Simpson can’t be matched. Is she talented? Yes. Can she sing? Yes. Is she off key on the track? Usually. You can never make me hate her.

RIP to this beautiful soul ❤️‍🩹 She will always be my Ice Princess ⛸️

I want a purple or orange VW Beetle so bad.

Macy’s is closing stores and I couldn’t be more thrilled. That’s what you get for selling outdated products.

I can’t take an actor seriously if they have had filler and botox.

Maybe I do like pink after all.

I got this cute mug for myself in the mail! It came with so much stuff!! #mugs #cutemugs #pink #cuteaesthetic #strawberries #strawberrycore #pinkaesthetic #strawberryaesthetic

You’re never too much for anyone 🤍

You can’t tell me Jennifer Lopez isn’t talented or a hard worker. When it comes to music, not everyone needs a big voice to touch someone’s heart. The energy she brings to her performances is pure passion. Anyway, I’m probably going to watch Selena again. 💋🫶🏻

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treecko sits

I refuse to associate myself with anyone who has a strong dislike towards Snow White. The live-action can get all the hate it can get just don’t hate on my og girly.

Don’t forget to hold space so we can create space in order to take up spaces.

I absolutely clap on 1 & 3.

here, take this

no matter how much sleep I get

Nothing turns me off more than an Hermès Birkin bag.

Can we please stop saying spice 😭

I must speak my truth: SNL has never been funny. Not one cast member in its existence has ever been genuinely funny.

No like I’m still peeved about that girl in class. Like she got on my NERVES.

Professors ruin the magic of learning.

gamingggg

I forget I even have a Pinterest. It’s so confusing to me. 😅

I would give anything to experience 2000s gaming for the first time. I loved my PS2. No new game system will ever compete with it I fear.

This girl in my Intro To Judaism pmo so bad I had to leave the zoom call.

TikTok is such a cesspool bc wdym trans people are not “real” trans people bc they are not non-binary. Istg it’s not shocking why people are becoming more conservative.

Doordash is never worth it tbh.

Me because my comprehension skills are nonexistent.

I’m cleaning the house and the playlist got serious. 🕺🏻

It's going to be a good week. 🦅

BREAKING NEWS!! An icon was spotted at my local mall.

The obligation of sex is both annoying and tiresome.

happy caturday kitties 🩷✨

Free me from this mortal shell.

Take me here, wherever this is

Okay, yes, I did buy another Jennifer Lopez handbag off eBay. Unfortunately, society looks down on men using handbags, but I will collect them anyways!

it's Friday !! 🍄🐸 #frogart