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Chaotic Jersey Devil/Exhausted Dork/Menace to Society Minors DNI https://www.twitch.tv/saturnthecryptid PNG/PFP: cgarmonia
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Took me far too long to realise the American “squirrel” rhymes with “girl” and just thought @ryannorth.ca had gone mad

submitted 34 days ago • 9 comments

when I was a kid, I though Seth McFarlane and Todd MacFarlane were the same person

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 54 days ago • 51 comments

That Vanessa and Bullseye scene from the #Daredevil finale

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submitted 70 days ago • 49 comments

YouTube is now demonetizing AI slop movie trailer channels (via Deadline)

submitted 70 days ago • 116 comments

Have you ever played the game... Among Us... Mr. Murdock? I find it quite.... allegorical to our lives, you and I. Running around, pretending to do tasks....hiding the killer instinct....we are not crew members, Mr. Murdock.... we are SUS

submitted 289 days ago • 0 comments

I'm watching a video about the weird folklore in New Jersey and getting way too excited when I recognize names and places

submitted 80 days ago • 2 comments

How's Bill Cosby????????????????????????????????

submitted 83 days ago • 4 comments

Rot-Goat

submitted 84 days ago • 6 comments

The lyrics to Land Down Under are kinda crazy, "I said do you speaka my language" motherfucker its Australia why wouldn't he

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Thor just had his "I will protect the whole Earth" moment. You may need to hear what he has to say.

submitted 93 days ago • 1 comment

She-Hulk was a good show, you guys are just mean

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

The day Marvel ever tries to explain how guys like Bullseye or Hawkeye can aim so impossibly good beyond "they're built different" is the day the company dies forever

submitted 95 days ago • 9 comments

One of my goals in life is to meet someone with the "green peanut butter" gene and break it to them that peanut butter isn't green

submitted 99 days ago • 2 comments

Shrek 5 should be called 5hrek

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

gex is BACK baby

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 105 days ago • 19 comments

Big day for annoying people

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

I'm gonna be real, I didn't know this had a release date in the first place

submitted 108 days ago • 1 comment

My legacy is going to be this image I made in like 2019 of Wilson Fisk watching Cats

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

I had a nightmare last night that costco raised the price of the hot dog

submitted 118 days ago • 1 comment

Who is YOUR Tiny Wife? Who is YOUR Matt Damon?

submitted 196 days ago • 32 comments

- racist DOGE guy (redundant) canned - federal judge upholds birthright citizenship - another judge blocks voluntary resignation - NY state going to court over treasury business - patel put on ice for at least a week

submitted 123 days ago • 108 comments

"You shed your rocks every night?" "There's human skin under here but the rocks PUSH THROUGH" "That's horrifying" "Hurts a lot, worse than braces" #Fantastic4 #VeryImportantPeople

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