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26♂️He/Him, Persona aficionado, Z-List Youtuber, PNGTuber, 日本語を勉強しています, Hobbyist Game Dev, Shy weirdo, HH/HB Lover, Anakin Skywalker apologist Yes I am wolf, awoo and other wolf noises ☕🎀 ShuSumi lover https://linktr.ee/SaturnWolf
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Ullman shorts, Christmas show, Marge's fling, Homer's bro, Bart in well, Flanders fails, Whacking Snakes, Monorail, Mr. Plow, Homer space, Sideshow Bob steps on rakes, Lisa's future, Selma's hubby, Marge not proud, Homer chubby...

DEEP SUBSTRATE FOLIATED KALKITE KALKITE. SYNTHETIC KALKITE. KALKITE ALTERNATIVES. KALKITE SUBSTITUTES I MEAN, THE AMOUNT OF TIME SPENT PONDERING THIS GRUBBY LITTLE BIT OF ROCK IS SADLY ASTONISHING

Has Candace Cameron Bure always been a fucking nutjob?

N O K I N G S !!!!

I don't know how to tell you this but voice actors are not by any stretch "millionaires" They're paid peanuts and are often considered "not real actors" which is bullshit Anyways people deserved to be paid for their work and art

FUCK YOU WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

Gotta be 100 The more time passes the less I like Sonic Mania. It's still like...technically good but it feels like it has less and less of its identity as time passes *Every* Sonic game for like the past decade has had green hill, chemical plant, badniks, classic sonic nostalgia...

Ewoks after brutally murdering a lone Stormtrooper after hunting him in the dark forest (Ewok Hunt is terrifying)

i know that it portends many horrors but i am kind of excited about the military parade. i can't wait to see some dipshit news anchor get excited to see an icbm like it's the charlie brown float on thanksgiving

Maybe it's just The Depression but I find myself honestly just...not caring about a lot of stuff, at least right now. Stuff like Sonic or the Hellaverse or really anything I just can't bring myself to be interested or invested I'm having to force myself to go see Superman, even

Reblog the Foxe of Fortune

Perhaps my best chance at making friends is to make one single friend, who adapts me into their larger circle, and they know me as that friend's sidekick until I eventually become one of them through pure osmosis Basically the Chewbacca method

I was going to use a Charlie Sheen "WINNING!" meme but that feels hipster even for me

Fuck this achievement in Battlefront 2 in particular

You want to pick on immigrants!? PICK ON WILLIE!

You show those fascists what's what, LA

When he's played by someone who knows what they're doing, Bossk in Battlefront 2 is either the absolute GOAT or the most annoying, broken fucker in the world to deal with

Depression is hitting harder than it usually does lately

I can hear the rolling Droidekas and "Roger Roger!" in my dreams "Clanker" hits like a slur

Is it a hot take to say I really loved the Obi-Wan show?

PUSHING ICE OUT OF YOUR CITY IS BADASS!

The worst part about Persona 4 Revival being announced is that we're doomed to more years of the same discourse

All my homies about to never use Teddie and ignore his social link

Battlefront 3

I'd love to take a job in a firewatch tower honestly

I don't...I don't really want this (I'm tired of Classic Sonic)

The Joker model is ugly as sin The game is grossly overpriced But damn it if I'm not enough of a P5 shill to buy it just for Joker

Why is it so hard for a decent Joker model to be made

Sonic Racing Crossworlds is HOW much now?

Oh, little JD Vance, I know you must have so many questions... ...and yes, the divorce is all your fault. Like, completely