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oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies

submitted 43 days ago • 779 comments

The gospel according to Saint Mariann

submitted 40 days ago • 326 comments

“We shifted timelines in 2012” “we shifted timelines in 2020” we shifted timelines when they took porn off of tumblr and you all know it.

submitted 49 days ago • 15 comments

i just finished aquas route of birth by sleep, it hurts my soul every time 😭😭 idc about any of the hate she gets i love her so much

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The 13th Amendment allows for modern day SLAVE LABOR. They risking their lives for pennies.

submitted 52 days ago • 450 comments

being fat and anorexic is so interesting. i go to the doctor and they are like “we need to focus on you losing weight” and i have to be like well you can try but im trying pretty hard already and its obviously not working

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

trying to figure out how to cultivate my algorithm on here. i like science shit and animals and geeky video games…. i need to find my people

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How can anyone see this and be okay with it? This is so transparently evil and cruel.

submitted 54 days ago • 2 comments

I don’t know if this is controversial, but a horror movie being a good movie is more important to me than if it’s scary.

submitted 55 days ago • 140 comments

Streaming in 2010: You can watch an entire catalog of amazing movies and TV shows for a reasonable monthly fee Streaming in 2025: our library is Batman movies and 28 seasons of a Tim Allen sitcom, it costs $159/month. We just destroyed the last piece of evidence that Mister Rogers ever existed

submitted 55 days ago • 145 comments

xion my beloved 🩷

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replaying birth by sleep and honestly they really made ventus act like a 10y/o whole time he’s like 16 😭 like stop WHINING

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

Canal/Broadway on Day 3 of congestion pricing. This is frankly incredible.

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current resolutions: stop being an asshole to myself smoke less weed drink more alcohol

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A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.

submitted 61 days ago • 2207 comments

Having the flu on New Year’s Eve is actually a sign that next year is gonna be sick!!!

submitted 61 days ago • 4 comments

🙏🏼

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entering the new year by starting my mental breakdown at 11:49:57 so it can peak as the year changes

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christmas is coming so that means it’s time to get ready to disassociate just enough to tune out my family but not enough that i forget where i am or can’t respond. it’s a difficult balance

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My fundraiser for the humane society is starting to edge up toward $9,000... wouldn't it be amazing if we could hit that by Christmas?? gofund.me/423755f0

submitted 70 days ago • 50 comments

I couldn’t agree more…

submitted 78 days ago • 438 comments

jesus loves GDP

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submitted 79 days ago • 258 comments

If they DO make live action cars I hope they delve into the biological complexities of car reproduction and car religion.

submitted 80 days ago • 7 comments

The song “BO$$” by fifth harmony, released in 2015, is actually a dystopian commentary on modern feminism that glorified militaristic imagery and defines female empowerment as something you can purchase. In this essay I will

submitted 79 days ago • 3 comments

Donald Trump cannot guarantee that tariffs won't raise American prices. Republicans are now in the finding out phase.

submitted 85 days ago • 193 comments

i should really stop forgetting this app exists

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Hamburger hotdog

submitted 106 days ago • 21 comments

she’s just a chill guy