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the most surprising and disappointing aspect of becoming a global health philanthropist is the existence of an opposition team

submitted 8 hours ago • 60 comments

DEATH: You're grounded! Get back here! DEATH'S DAUGHTER: Whatever. *gets on motorcycle, zooms across tightrope* DEATH: HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME!

submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments

I say this as someone who doesn’t know what they’re talking about, but is old enough to have seen this shit before: An LLM is not intelligent. It is just a chat bot that has had gobs of money thrown at it.

submitted 6 days ago • 36 comments

😂

submitted 14 days ago • 9 comments

i wish this man was still alive

submitted 16 days ago • 17 comments

🎯🎯🎯

submitted 18 days ago • 17 comments

If we start selling AI-generated NFTs, do you think we could section off all the boring bros down that rabbit hole?

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

If ever we need be reminded that it's never been about the safety of women and girls Their visceral hatred of Trans+ folk will have them loudly celebrate a sexual predator and convicted felon as a "feminist hero" - because he despises Trans women as much as they do Janice Turner you are a disgrace

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

All the other scientists are yelling at me because I’m wearing the Doomsday Clock like Flavor Flav

submitted 76 days ago • 32 comments

submitted 28 days ago • 88 comments

Absolute heroics

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

The dumbest people.

submitted 33 days ago • 9 comments

Yesterday I meditated for six hours and arrived at a deep and profound realization that I could no longer feel my legs.

submitted 443 days ago • 0 comments

My life coach traded me.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

His whole presidency was like Bruce Wayne talking about how Batman needed to do something bsky.app/profile/acyn...

submitted 42 days ago • 13 comments

I have a brilliant plan, all I need is: - the copyright to everything - all the money in the world

submitted 60 days ago • 141 comments

Oh the people outside are frightful

submitted 67 days ago • 15 comments

Is it electronic door handles?

submitted 75 days ago • 12 comments

SIMPLY HAVING A

submitted 75 days ago • 1119 comments

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do podcasts

submitted 77 days ago • 4 comments

Elf on a Shelf isn’t even 20 years old. Slam dunk that freak into the nearest toilet. Enough

submitted 78 days ago • 42 comments

You morons, you can't repeat the Gilded Age. That's not how history works--it only goes in one direction. Now let me take a big sip of coffee and make sure no nihilistic young Italians have built homemade weapons with which to assassinate robber barons.

submitted 79 days ago • 58 comments

Absolutely go f**k yourself. Autism is not a "get out of jail free card" for being an arsehole. Do you know how hard so many autistic individuals work to fit in, to be treated "normally"? This type of crap makes it harder for all of us. Being autistic doesn't give you a pass to be a predator.

submitted 80 days ago • 161 comments

Roses are red Violets are blue Vaccinate your kids You fucking morons

submitted 89 days ago • 8 comments

*me, crunching numbers* there’s something wrong with this alphabet soup

submitted 89 days ago • 2 comments

Those who don't learn history are doomed to repeat it. I missed a day of high school once, and just had to sign the Treaty of Versailles.

submitted 95 days ago • 4 comments

Expecting Parents, PLEASE I beg you Please look at what your child's name will be spelled backwards. Sincerely, Marlana

submitted 95 days ago • 130 comments

People are like “if I won the lottery, I’d keep on working.” 
I’d show up at the office one last time, cook an entire trout in the microwave, and leave.

submitted 95 days ago • 10 comments