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Frost is just diet snow

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

Gf: "I miss my old therapist. It was like if wine auntie was also therapist auntie and called bullshit on how I talked to myself." Preach

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Wtf are you supposed to eat for new years?

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Everything else is a *metal disorder

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

GF doing home maker stuff GF: I would have done really well in the 60s Me: We would have both been in an institution in the 60s GF: Awww. We could have met in an institution in the 60s

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

“Haha can you believe McDonalds is doing a Squid Game promo” easily yes because capital subsumes all critiques of itself and no popular TV show or piece of art will ever threaten or unsettle it

submitted 123 days ago • 256 comments

Merry Christmas! 🎄 May your players offer you many bribes.

submitted 124 days ago • 32 comments

I’ve been so busy I almost forgot to post this, as I do every year!

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Guys I'm starting to think the lady in Santa baby is only after the big guy for his money

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

I Love You!

submitted 127 days ago • 4 comments

Hey everyone I saw the most important beer ever to exist today

submitted 126 days ago • 254 comments

I present one (1) hamb leg for your consideration Credit to u/smolprincess who posted my favorite thing on the internet 5 years ago. I hope you're doing well

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Do you think the replicator from Star Trek can make human meat steaks?

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

D: Did you know they used to give babies belladonna for colic? Q: Well that is certainly one way to stop the crying

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Super excited for boxing day guys! I hear that Tyson guy is coming back

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

How dare you attack me so directly!!1! And in front of the children? smh

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

Netflix keeps showing me the commercial of what I am calling uncanny Santa. Is anyone else creeped out?

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments