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The one and only, returned to middle earth. Extremely cool dude Anarchist, cat lover, Aro/Ace He/Him Liked by Rabbits for telling a great joke Liked by Cats for listening to their music Hated by the Fellowship of Wardens for stealing their sacred eggs
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Henn should have 800 billion followers 🪃

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

Dear Manager, here's what I've done this week: 1. Found myself living in a shotgun shack 2. Found myself in another part of the world 3. Found myself behind the wheel of a large automobile 4. Found myself in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife 5. Asked myself, “Well, how did I get here?”

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

I'm gonna hurl my work laptop out the fucking window and walk into Lake Michigan

submitted 26 days ago • 12 comments

liberals cannot win if they maintain their instinctive hatred of the poor. you cannot build a "progressive" party or whatever you think you're building if your loyalties lie with wall street and not a poor person suffering because they happen to live in the wrong state.

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

You should follow Gem for good takes and good magic

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

i’m 25 away from 1,000 followers :O

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

"Look I'm not really into all that kinky stuff but if you're wearing a dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up and leather gloves you can do pretty much whatever you want to me" The CIA handler assigned to me, turning to the enhanced interrogation specialist they brought in: "I fucking told you so"

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

"Day 47. I'm still not sleeping well. Work on the Protoclone is going well but I think Stuart might have been messing with it after hours again. Found it in a storage closet this morning. I really think we're close to a breakthrough on this one, we just need t- Hold on. Hey! Is someone here??"

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

I keep fucking up how to say this but why do we treat terrorism as some sort of catch-all bad guy word when it's just violence against a non-combatant which in government terminology is incredibly broad

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

thomas hobbes and his consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN AVATAR YOU NEED TO WATCH IT NOWWWWWW!!!!! GRRAAAAAHHHHH ITS SO GOOD

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Zurgo Radleyenjoyer When he enters, you may behold a Radley. If you do, that's great!

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Seeing artists still posting on twitter

submitted 4 days ago • 59 comments

Dragons having hoardes of gold is not true and is a rumor started by crafty hobbits to distract hunters from their own troves, created not by plunder but by owning and renting out vast tracts of real estate to human tenant farmers.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Do you wanna support me but you don't know where to start? Did you buy a bundle but you're not sure which of my books is for you? Here's a hand flowchart!!

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

has anyone written wicked but for sauron yet?

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

One of the most annoying things people can do online is powerscale the Lord of the Rings

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

If you do creative work for hire your contracts likely specifically forbid the use of AI. Turn it off and let google know they are compromising your livelihood.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

forgot i made this

submitted 5 days ago • 17 comments