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My skeets are funnier if you have something wrong with yourself

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Two fitted sheets in my dryer currently fighting for supremacy.

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Every day, I go through all my likes from the day before and remove them. It's tedious work, but worth it.

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Girls who watch hockey are hot af.

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Genesis 69:420 And God said, "Let there be ejaculating dildos," and there were ejaculating dildos.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

it really is Canada’s game so who is surprised

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

oh no i spilled my feelings everywhere

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

happy severance eve to those who celebrate

submitted 2 days ago • 11 comments

Checking my makeup by the reflection of someone’s bald head

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

The list of known flavors as of February 2025 are as follows Berry Cherry Very cherry Very berry Blackberry Raspberry Strawberry

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

Men are great bc when you have a serious concern for your livelihood they’re like “ok”

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

For just one repost a day you can sponsor a shitposter, providing them with crucial shitposting necessities like, internet validation, fleeting ego-boosting, and the comforting illusion that their drivel is genuinely valued.

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

Only watching this hockey game for the concert but I’m scared I missed Kendrick’s performance

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

redecorating this outhouse to make it an outhome

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They don't like it when you play The Floor Is Lava on an airplane

submitted 3 days ago • 18 comments

My superpower is to be annoyingly cheerful out of spite.

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

Flat Earthers are the only people who become less of a problem when you push them too far.

submitted 17 days ago • 4 comments

Ya know what really pisses people off putting in the same effort they do

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Rude, your honor.

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Me: I got you a new scratching post so you can stop destroying the couch! My cat: lol no

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

i’ll never again be in a draining relationship

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

i muted ‘non/binary’ , ‘trump’ and ‘transgender’ and my whole app is empty

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Me not knowing anything: "That makes sense"

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Jimmy cracked corn, and i cared (empath)

submitted 101 days ago • 13 comments

Following the Cookie Monster around waiting for the perfect moment to yell “LET’S GET READY TO CRUMBLE!”

submitted 380 days ago • 2 comments

what the fuck? i whisper to myself every 12 minutes.

submitted 3 days ago • 11 comments

I wish people would stop forming opinions on me based solely on facts and evidence

submitted 255 days ago • 3 comments

I sign-off “kind regards” but, secretly, most of my regarding is malicious

submitted 494 days ago • 3 comments

do you think the hotel california has a honeymoon suite

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

Ummm. Yikes. Calling me a "dipshit" is wildly offensive. Reported.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

the first guy to bite into a lemon must’ve been like “oh, this one fights back”

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

what happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope? they kaleidescope

submitted 3 days ago • 50 comments

Great news, you’ve collected enough plastics in your body to start forming an exoskeleton. The universe will always bend toward crab.

submitted 3 days ago • 55 comments

forever learning and unlearning ★

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they’d never want you to understand this: you’re better off without them

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

📍 about me ♡･ﾟᵘᵖᵈᵃᵗᵉᵈ ❀ blondii • 30-something • canadian ✿ full-time single mom ❀ taken ✿ cats • comedy • savagery ❀ no politics, crypto, or religion ♡ / ⟳ appreciated

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

turns out you actually don’t ever need to be screamed at

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