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[McDonalds 1975] Boss: Playground ideas? Divorced Hank: A hot metal jail made from the head of a hamburger man Boss: first of all I love it

submitted 627 days ago • 5 comments

So the City of Miami was under a federal consent decree for 20 years that forbade them from criminalizing homelessness guess what happened during that time

submitted 61 days ago • 19 comments

people really need to remember the printer gun post in times like this.

submitted 61 days ago • 56 comments

me walking around my house for the next week

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submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

my wife: oh hey you are back early from the #nyr game me : msg's haunted my wife: what? me: *loading a pistol and getting back on the train* msg's haunted.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

come on #nyr! we can do this again

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

can't wait to wear my new #nyr jersey!

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else

submitted 84 days ago • 202 comments

Actually kind of shocked that so many on the so-called "left" on here would celebrate the death of the CEO of the Shorten People's Lives Factory.

submitted 84 days ago • 251 comments

lol. lmao even.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

you can't spell rangers without anger

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submitted 90 days ago • 18 comments

So thankful I’m not working today 🙏 I mean I still came to work and my boss doesn’t know it but I’m not doing shit

submitted 89 days ago • 19 comments

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Congratulations to the new White House Chief of Staff, the black tar thing that killed Tasha Yar

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please do not teach the goats italian

submitted 125 days ago • 44 comments

hey, did we ever get an update on how this turned out

submitted 449 days ago • 57 comments

submitted 100 days ago • 129 comments

becoming a RETVRN guy but for when you could buy transistors at the hardware store

submitted 316 days ago • 2 comments

For sale: ship of theseus Condition: used, like new

submitted 102 days ago • 56 comments

this isn't funny. presidents only do this when they are near the end.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

this is more or less the plot of wall-e www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Shout out to Abel, world record holder for being dead the longest

submitted 102 days ago • 236 comments

Advancements in nutrition have artificially inflated average heights to levels that are unsustainable if we want to continue to live on a healthy planet. Every inch a person grows above 5’6” has an outsized impact on climate change and we should work to “right height” the population in the future

submitted 101 days ago • 30 comments

This screen grab should be printed out and engraved on a corrosive proof metal plate to explain what happened to us to whomever finds the ancient ruins.

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Lawyers who are more qualified to be AG than Matt Gaetz

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands

submitted 103 days ago • 163 comments

issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, 'gotta hand it to them'

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Here's Congress wasting your taxes on a 2-hour hearing about space aliens yesterday. Rep. Clay Higgins: "...[are] alien craft or possibly alien craft or unknown aerial phenomena, what we used to call UFOs...is that...the types of craft that we're discussing today?"

submitted 104 days ago • 85 comments

[me about to be very disrespectful to you] i mean you no disrespect,

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments