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Corporate Restructuring Attorney at Proskauer in Chicago Canadian born and raised #ElbowsUp Dodgers, Devils, and Ravens.
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4 Copy Editors Killed In Ongoing AP Style, Chicago Manual Gang Violence theonion.com/4-copy-...

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I only watch Jordan Martinook against the @njdevils.bsky.social, but based solely on that you'd think he was a 100-point player. Dominates them every postseason

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"Byron!"

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The 2025 Papal Conclave, brought to you by DraftKings

submitted 8 days ago • 20 comments

Time to fire up the quad box

submitted 13 days ago • 8 comments

Is Mookie good at SS now???

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submitted 25 days ago • 62 comments

Ohtani is so stupid good, I can't help but just smile like an idiot watching him

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Nestor Cortes might want to try literally any other pitch beside FB middle-middle

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

What a party, what a team, what a send off Joe Davis! #Dodgers

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Tommy Tanks is unstoppable #Dodgers

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I really wish Timo would have scored there, would have been an all timer #NJDevils

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

🇨🇦 forever

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Baseball media: if you do not loudly report on this I do not want to hear a goddamn thing from you about Jackie Robinson on April 15. bsky.app/profile/fbih...

submitted 42 days ago • 65 comments

submitted 49 days ago • 21 comments

a potentially massive w for the yiddish speaking baseball community on the line here

submitted 50 days ago • 3 comments

Now that the influential bigot who did a Hitler salute publicly claimed that organic protests against his malfeasance are secretly controlled by a list of foreign Jews, some of whom aren’t even alive today, are we allowed to call him a Nazi, or is there something even Nazier we have to wait for?

submitted 51 days ago • 129 comments

This is the most Chicago-coded thing you can say without saying the city's name or listing sports team.

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

one thing I've become very convinced of is the need for the civil service to do waaayyyy more propaganda. like you should know about how NOAA makes the weather app on your phone work. you should know that Uncle Sam runs GPS. you should know how impressive the US census data collection effort is, etc

submitted 56 days ago • 81 comments

Trudeau: "I want to speak first directly to the American people. We don't want this. We want to work with you as a friend and ally. We don't want to see you hurt either. But your government has chosen to do this to you. As of this morning, markets are down and inflation is set to rise dramatically."

submitted 56 days ago • 726 comments

Russia coming back to win the Cold War in 2025 after the ESPN win probability chart said the USA had a 99.999999999% chance of victory

submitted 60 days ago • 24 comments

So he's proposing to build a birder wall?

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Manager: "What's this milestone 'Living on a prayer' ?" Me: "That's the documentation deliverable." Manager: "What's the status of that?" Me: "We're halfway there" Manager: "Why is progress so slow?" Me: "You fired Tommy" Manager: "So?" Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"

submitted 65 days ago • 87 comments

This cap is the biggest waste. How can this possibly be useful in this situation?

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

Gregg is a former Marine and Forest Service ranger. He's saved the lives of hikers dangling off a cliff or going through cardiac arrest, and he's bravely fought forest fires to save small rural towns. 100% of his salary is paid by WA state. Elon fired him. Share his story.

submitted 65 days ago • 595 comments