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Wouldn't be surprised 😉

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Goodnight 🤣💀….Wisconsin for the win!

*Not an April fools* Tomorrow we’re running our first ever driver’s training program at the headquarters of a company that’s been reported to our database. I’m so excited!

It's time to reenergize Bill Maher's theory that the shit stain we all recognize as Donny Drumph is the product of his mother hosting an orangutan. Still no birth certificate or 23&me. Though Drumph dropped the $5M legal action without providing the documentation to prove Maher wrong.

"...this fatal crash was anything but random. Yarimi's record shows a complete disregard for safety; since August 2023, her car has been slapped with 99 tickets, including 21 camera-issued speeding tickets, five red-light tickets and three bus lane violations."

I learned something about myself today... I find dad jokes much funnier when told by AI aliens. Not groundbreaking but it surprised the hell out of me.

If he wants these pics to be dead and forgotten, it's our responsibility to help to resurrect them and share.

Yep

“There's no machine known that is more efficient than a human on a bicycle. Bowl of oatmeal, 30 miles - you can't come close to that." - Bill Nye

This should provide all the protection I need: " #encrypted #opsec #encrypted." Said no one ever unless it was Pete "give me another double whiskey" Hegseth.

youtu.be/tKWXJlNoeTE?... MTG needs to be Impeached!

Pass it on. #StandWithUkraine

Yesterday Emperor Elon gave a press conference with his cuck, Donnie Johnnie Boy sitting obediently as Musk's son publicly berated the puppet president. It wouldn't surprise me at all to see Drumph in full gimp attire in a future Musk press conference.

So, Drumphie Boy wants the US to own a web-based social media tool where women shake their titties and flash their cooters? Wow, government supported porn. Who suspected this day would arrive?

Don't forget that apathy delivered four more years of ignorance at the helm. Those who sat out the 2024 presidential election handed the helm to this collective of malicious puppeteers manipulating a man who has the intelligence of a gnat.

Inauguration Day 2025: A day of pettiness, gloom, stupidity, irrationality, lies, and open hostility toward "law and order".

That Felony Guy makes zero sense and is only going to get worse.