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the most appalling part of this political era is the physical harm they are inflicting on innocent people but secondary to that i find the constant smug lectures from this country's biggest collection of hypocrites, scammers, perverts, pedophiles, and overall bozos very distasteful

submitted 4 days ago • 95 comments

a baby bunny got trapped in our window well my daughter and her friend from next door rescued it i sat in a banana they were using for bait and got banana mush on the seat of my pants

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird

submitted 10 days ago • 184 comments

new reason to live just dropped

submitted 12 days ago • 19 comments

the 40-hour workweek is literally a suicide pact

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

it used to be if you wanted eggs you had to steal them from a dinosaur

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

OPINION: lightweight and reliable, electric typewriters are clearly superior to the old mechanical variety

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

You will never be a real warrior. You have no honor, you have no courage, you have no skill. You are a mere petaQ twisted by human values into a crude mockery of Kahless's perfection.

submitted 22 days ago • 13 comments

"Ah, I see, is this a type of extra-tall limousine?" "It's called a 'bus', sir."

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

if there's one thing i can't stand, it's any form of mild inconvenience

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

i ordered an item from the u.k. and according to the provided tracking information it is currently at a castle

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Chicago

submitted 30 days ago • 273 comments

if this tweet was shaped exactly like charizard, i could sell it for $90,000

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

analogies are like, uh, there sort sort of like...

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

i am literally touching grass right now

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao

submitted 623 days ago • 48 comments