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The cutest and pinkest kobold girl to ever live in the state of New York! Used to go by the name Skylar. She/fae, 28, and pan.
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shares help me out as always!!

submitted 53 minutes ago • 2 comments

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing people that "censorship" means "not being able to scream slurs in other people's faces" and not "you will forbidden from conducting scientific research if you use any one of these keywords".

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

kobold who has acquired pepper jelly

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

BEEP BOOP THIS IS NORA'S AUTOMATED MED CHECK. everyone take your meds 🤖💊

submitted 4 minutes ago • 2 comments

Today is Sunday! That means it's Sundae Day! If you're a kobold, that means you're entitled to a free moss ice cream sundae from your dragon. 😄

submitted 4 minutes ago • 0 comments

This guy is so full from confidential documents yum Kofi'd by Postaldog94!!! ko-fi.com/planeyboys

submitted 31 minutes ago • 3 comments

Every Tesla driver is a nazi, or at the very least, a nazi supporter. Don't want to be a nazi? Don't drive a Tesla. You should be shamed regularly until you get rid of it.

submitted 26 minutes ago • 1 comment

Firing the militaries legal oversight to rollback “Roadblocks to anything that happens” Is just the republicans telegraphing that they are going to deploy troops into the country to kill our neighbors and friends.

submitted 40 minutes ago • 2 comments

The Kobold Council will now decide your fate! 😮

submitted 21 hours ago • 9 comments

as explained in naomi klein's "the shock doctrine". written in 2007

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

People really need to let go of the idea that a social media website is the public square, with a free marketplace of ideas. That's already a stretch for a politically impartial website, it's nonsensical for a site with a heavily biased algorithm.

submitted 1 hour ago • 10 comments

yip (this is my 1000th post here)

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

Elon, I hate to break it to you but you aren’t my boss. I answer to the people of Minnesota. But since you bring it up, I spent last week fighting to stop tax breaks for billionaires like you, paid for by defunding health care for moms and babies

submitted 1 hour ago • 264 comments

Columbo is Phineas & Ferb for people who've seen a Cassavetes film

submitted 2 hours ago • 5 comments

(hey kid want to buy some drugs voice) hey nerds wanna see some glass

submitted 18 hours ago • 14 comments

Some tips for calling here: www.nonprofitvote.org/reject-save-...

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

The SAVE Act is specifically designed to disenfranchise a ton of American women. Let us recall how many of the techbros now infiltrating the American government, like Peter Thiel, believe that women shouldn’t be allowed to vote.

submitted 17 hours ago • 10 comments

Kobolds are very versatile! They can play any sport their dragon wants them to! 😄 However, that doesn't mean that they're good at it. 😅

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Do you think you have what it takes little kobold?

submitted 20 hours ago • 13 comments

Do not let him draw near

submitted 76 days ago • 8 comments

Yinglet wearing a cone

submitted 22 hours ago • 2 comments

Offering Received: a generous home internet connection (you'll get a stern letter if you pirate, though...) (#375) wow, there's so much more their laptop can do now!! and this internet thing has so many cool dragons on it!!

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

When the GOP says they are cutting Mandatory spending they are saying they are cutting Medicare and Social Security. Examples of mandatory spending: Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, Supplemental Security Income (SSI), and Interest on the federal debt. That’s our money!!! They are stealing!!!

submitted 22 hours ago • 37 comments

Daily bunny no.2873 can never pass up a free drink

submitted 1 day ago • 24 comments

I could really use some help. I'm not getting paid much for this week or the week before due to work canceling two days this week and four last week. If you can manage, anything helps including reposts. #transcrowdfund #mutualaid paypal.me/alexmint

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I love this Sylveon card because it looks like Sylveon is running the store

submitted 21 hours ago • 2 comments

UwU. I am a small bean! *floats around in the chili angering Texans by my mere existence*

submitted 573 days ago • 1 comment

🌙 Riggs the Opossum

submitted 21 hours ago • 12 comments

The Kobold Council will now decide your fate! 😮

submitted 21 hours ago • 9 comments

they wanted to come along for the ride!! you wont even notice them balancing up there on your mirror-dice, i promise!! 🎲🐲 - - - 🌻 #myart #furryart #dragon

submitted 22 hours ago • 3 comments

The thing about folders is that they look like tacos. *eats your sys32 folder*

submitted 594 days ago • 4 comments

deer mongering

submitted 594 days ago • 2 comments

good morning

submitted 22 hours ago • 11 comments

You have died of procedural norms.

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

CYBERSCRUNKLY

submitted 596 days ago • 0 comments

Well, I'm never watching PBS again.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Computer, upgrade to puppy!

submitted 598 days ago • 1 comment

Kobolds are not allowed in the state of West Virginia. There's a strange forcefield that prevents them from crossing the state line. 😮

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments