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Val Kilmer (1959–2025)

Whoever named the aardvark should've been allowed to name more stuff.

Survey Finds Nearly 6 In 10 Wealthy Americans Living Fraud To Fraud theonion.com/survey-...

In 41 states, the top 1% pay the lowest tax rate of any group

Rage Project #6

Alexa I want him to die Alexa: I know right

RODRIGO DUTERTE: i am innocent of these so-called crimes against humanity. i did what i had to do to defend the filipino people from drug addiction GAVIN NEWSOM: thanks for coming on the pod, president duterte — and you don’t have to tell me that drugs are a social menace, friend

"Best I can do is Rodrigo Duterte"

in my lying down era

Nothing can go my way and it's just funny at this point

you’r

I am hungry for rich people

get in loser we’re setting up the van down by the river

Use the chaos to organize and get rid of the electoral college

This mid-life crisis looks so funny

Keep going

My favorite vocalist of her generation ❤️

This x10000000000 “In other words: We, the opposition, are the majority. Take heart.” www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/they-are-a...

Stacy's mom's medicare is gone

Thundercat dresses like a homeless beach bum in OB

Spent the weekend making up arguments in my head that I always win.

I'm not celebrating President's Day until 2029 at the earliest

YouTube keeps showing egg recipes likes it’s mocking me. So disrespectful. It’s $12 a dozen

"A rather unusual sunset at Bolinao, Philippines 🇵🇭." 🙏🏼🌏🕊️ 📷 Photo by Fanis Kostouros©️ | Cloud Appreciation Society

Are you the CEO’s cousin? Is that why?

In a committed relationship with the downfall of my enemies

I’d just like to shout out humans for at least seeing through NFTs as the most idiotic idea possible.

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

I just finally decided to watch US vs Serbia and then vs France 2024 Olympics. Plus replaying the last 3 minutes

a porn movie called Schrödinger's Vagina

the american dream is dying in your sleep

A Mary Bennet romance novel, where Mary gets a makeover by putting down her glasses 🎶kiss me under the milky twilight🎶

Harris Dickinson, more like Harris Dickmedown amiright! #shitipostedontwitter

I was listening to Radiohead. Had a deep crush on twink Leonardo DiCaprio

Oh that’s why I keep hearing everyone talk about eggs

I remember when Jordan Catalano was like, what’s ironic? What an idiot