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Making sarcastic comments and leaving projects unfinished since 199x Streaming on twitch 4 days a week on Twitch! Here's a linktree: https://linktr.ee/scared_shyless
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Me after breaking apart a bag of ice

Talk to people with the assumption that they mean well

Ron Stopable is Jewish and i never realized it as a kid. Disney's Kim possible ep: "Ron The Man"

This is phoebe. She likes belly rubs

Oh shit is that how he died

Finished LOZ wind waker today on stream. It really feels like I completed an epic journey. That game can withstand the test of time for sure!

What does it say when I hear "Kanye had an incestuous relationship with a cousin" and I'm disappointed it wasn't juicier?

If there's a new smash bros game on the #nintendo #switch2, I might just have to spend $500. I'm kicking myself now so I don't have to do it later. That's called being proactive

Murkowski saying that she's afraid should not be met with hate or fake pity.If you want people to start considering your arguments maybe treat them like people.Ppl who were lied to, betrayed, and fooled into believing poopaganda.She needs to keep speaking up, but she won't if everyone shuts her down

You've likely never heard your own voice from down a hallway

I want photoshop back. Gimp just isn't the same. It feels like Adobe has a gun to my head. That's unrelated though

Do i get to cash the check elon gave me if I report him to the authorities?

Shoutout to all the teachers that still show up to work after a tragedy happens in their school. I'm not aware of anything recent, but after watching the shooter arc of Grey's Anatomy, I realize that I don't think it gets said enough. Thank you for your bravery

Can I just say that I hate the idea of real people ask NPCs. It was a funny joke to begin with, but now I'm wondering if some people genuinely believe that other people don't exist

GF playing pokemon go: There's a Morelull around? Love those guys! Me: Smash GF: THE MUSHROOM?

Recently I learned that sometimes if you want a job done right, you have to let someone else do it. What a blow to the ego

New Hobby: Writing up a full game design document and then never moving actually making anything out of it

Star lord is lactose intolerant. He CAAAAAN'T EAAAAT DAAAAIRY!

Just learned a pro moon knight tip in Marvel Rivals from my nephew. You can hit enemies without the Ankh 🤯

iT'S OVER! Get your taxes done now

Made it diamond 3 in MR! I think we can make it to grandmaster!

Why am I so bad at being consistent with my hobbies?

Even if it means I'm babysitting my printer while it prints out 50 pages. Anything to avoid going to Staples

Defunding the pharmaceutical industry seems less problematic than defunding USAID. Also, and this might be controversial, but if you need more money, maybe consider funding the IRS more, idk

This created the mitochondria; The powerhouse of the cell

People might get upset at this buuuuut... Saying "Baby Shark" is worse than saying "Manual Breathing"

Paladin: Greybeard! What did you bring for the party? Wizard: I heard of an intriguing dish that I quested for down in the bowels of hell itself. Paladin: ... You didn't- Wizard: Yes! I have brought the fabeled DEVIL'S EGGS! Paladin: ... Paladin: *long sigh*

If all the people in this photo had one eye, I'd have this many followers

I'm running for my life. Vote me for me 2025

I miss helldivers 2

Day 5 of Trump and we're already seeing Idaho call to have the landmark case that gave same sex couples the right to marry looked at again to make it a states rights issue So, if some states say it's not allowed, and others say it is, its not a right, it's a privilege Thats just blatant homophobia

How my scale from 1 - 10 works 1 - Actively a waste of time/money. Will make you dumber 2 - Not worth experiencing 3 - So bad it's good 4 - Underwhelming 5 - Worth it once 6 - Met expectations 7 - Pretty alright 8 - I recommend it 9 - Blew me away 10 - I am a changed man