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scarlett777.bsky.social
White Sox Cesspool and barley tolerable person. I swear a lot, I'm mean, and occasionally I'll share my taco with you.
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Today, i fully understood the power of the booty. The most beautiful and perfectly round booty appeared before me in my pilates class today. I've never wanted to dive into a booty so much like I have today. 😭

submitted 96 days ago • 2 comments

Watch out, friends. I'm doing some heavy drinking tonight. Heavy hitter coming thru. 😭😂

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Cock. Shaped like a cock. Say it. Say it with the pride it deserves. A big cock.

submitted 102 days ago • 2 comments

I am a masochist. I drove him to the airport. Three and a half hours later and holy fuck. I should have put him in a Lyft. 😭

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Is it ok to put my grown ass son in a Lyft rather than taking him to the airport myself? 😭

submitted 103 days ago • 6 comments

I realized I've become entirely isolated by choice. That's not good and I need to make friends. But how do you make adult friends when you live in the burbs surrounded by GOP psychos? 😭

submitted 103 days ago • 2 comments

It's 8:30 am on a Sunday and every South Sider is in this bitch. The Blesseded Chicago accent is alive and well here. ❤️ Long may this Bakery Reign.

submitted 105 days ago • 2 comments

In a few minutes, I'm going to leave my bed. Why? Because I need to make a 45 minute drive to Weber Bakery just to buy kolackey's Worth it.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

This may or may not be @billy-wires.bsky.social They Dick Be Done - Amen

submitted 106 days ago • 1 comment

My 2025 goal is to crush a walnut with my thighs. I have big goals. I will not take questions at this time.

submitted 106 days ago • 3 comments

I listen to this YouTube channel daily. Today's story has me snorting laughing in public. youtu.be/WJ5XxIXips4?...

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

I was just at a work social event and holy shit, I'm tired of you fucking clueless dipshit men. The shit that some of you socially inept men say should be enough to warrant a trip to an active volcano.

submitted 108 days ago • 1 comment

Walked over 12,000 steps today. Mccormick Place is a monstrosity of a venue. My everything aches. 😭

submitted 109 days ago • 1 comment

Im staying downtown for the next three days. According to the law of Chicago, I can reclaim my Chicagoan status. P.s. there's a fuckton of horny nerds in Chicago this week. Thanks, Microsoft.

submitted 110 days ago • 3 comments

When influencing is for the greater good. Booktok thank you!

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

My friends in tacos! I have found nirvana. El Moljacete in Plainfield has the most amazing and delicious Quesabirria tacos, ever. I moaned. Loudly. You can too.

submitted 110 days ago • 1 comment

I promised myself I'd do different on here. No more following bullshit accounts that only want engagement. This isn't Dead Bird.

submitted 111 days ago • 1 comment

Putin is now yeeting ballet stars?

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Thanksgiving week, I'm going to binge watch Die Hard I-VI. But the first Die Hard is being watched as I put up my Christmas tree and all my decorations. Merry Christmas!

submitted 111 days ago • 1 comment

Glad I decided to clean my house, groom my dog, and pick up dog shit in my backyard than watch the Bears game. #winning

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Before / After My life consists of three Cavalier King Charles Spaniels. It was time I started grooming them at home. Not bad for my first time. Sammy is beautiful. ❤️

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

How did Chicago and New York end up with the stupidest people in charge?

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Perfection personified. #BreakfastPorn

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Happiest of girls. My basement is finally arranged how I want it to be. I sat down here listening to music and chilling. I'm in my joy. ❤️

submitted 112 days ago • 2 comments

Comencemos la fiesta mi gente! Llego El Padrino! Arriba Artie! Bienvenidos a el más chingon.

submitted 112 days ago • 1 comment

Dear BlueSky - I'm a girl who is deeply committed to the cause of turning the lights off if you're not in the room. Ask me how you can use your boobies to turn off the lights. #nolightleftbehind #boobsforacause

submitted 112 days ago • 1 comment

My son sucks!!! He told me today that he now doesn't want the set and only told me he wanted it as a joke. I want to scream. Now I'm stuck selling this damn thing. Letting it go for $750.

submitted 113 days ago • 2 comments

If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from your device with no context.

submitted 113 days ago • 2 comments