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“Shut up about egg prices.”

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Can you say “manipulating the stock market for profit”? I knew you could.

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The leopards have started eating each other’s faces. Imma need more popcorn.

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The feeling has a name!

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I’m an American, and I endorse this message. Not just for Canada, but for every democratic freedom-loving country. Buy from somewhere else, vacation somewhere else, hurt these fascists where it counts: their wallets.

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Nothing to see here. It’s fine. It’s all fine. Say, what kind of code are those DOGE employees installing on our networks? Nah. Just a coincidence. We’re all good, here. How are you? english.nv.ua/russian-war/...

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Something something save the babies something.

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Now they stood beside the treasure On the mountain, dark and red Turned the stone and looked beneath it "Peace on Earth" was all it said

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Today, I am grateful for my neighbor, Javier, for not only mowing my yard in the summer, but for plowing my driveway and shoveling my walks in the winter. Immigrants: they get the job done.

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Three weeks later: I’m horribly sick, and my Obamacare got cancelled. Please donate to my GoFundMe. Also, my doctor says it’s because of the poo in the water, but I don’t believe him because I found this podcast that says poo in the water is fine. DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH!

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This is my totally shocked face. www.cnn.com/2025/02/04/u... Multiple ICE impersonation arrests made during nationwide immigration crackdown

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A news story popped up in my phone notifications about Elon Musk/DOGE having access to my payment accounts via the IRS and Social Security. That was followed by a notification that my bank account information had been found on the dark web. Coincidence? I think not. #FuckElonMusk

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This new version of Wolfenstein has amazingly realistic graphics, but the gameplay sucks and the plot line is idiotic. I want a refund.

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“What kind of lights do you want in this room?” “Boob lights.” “Say no more.”

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Star Trek: Section 31. Don’t waste your time.

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“Wow, what a long godsdamned year. I’m glad 2025 is over!” “It’s been four and a half days.” “…” “…” “Fuck.”

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We’re all women, legally.

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He spent literal months saying he would pardon the J6 terrorists. The Fraternal Order of Police endorsed him anyway. Now they’re upset that he did what he said he’d do? We. Fucking. Told. You.

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If you call yourself a Christian, and feel compelled to attack a person for asking you to follow the words and actions of Christ, you might be a hypocrite.

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I will fight for you. I will defend you.

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Had to move the inauguration indoors because of “bitter cold”. GTFOH

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A sad day is about to dawn. I do not resist. I defy.

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Just say no to employment scams.

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If you’re currently flying a flag at half staff to honor President Carter, you should know that there’s nothing compelling you to put it back to full staff on January 28. If you thought he was irked at flags half staff during his inauguration, imagine his irritation for the next four years.

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Peeve: • “Enter your email” fields on mobile that automatically capitalize the first letter of your email address. •”First/Last name” fields on mobile that don’t.

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Oops.

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Apparently, the eggs are produced in Greenland, shipped through the Panama Canal via the Gulf of Mexico to the west coast. Look out, California, you’re next on the great “lower the price eggs” hit list.

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Weird.

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In five words or less, start a fight without invoking politics. I’ll go first: “Scrubbed your cast iron clean.”

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I’d much rather live my life not celebrating when someone is murdered OR turning the murderer into a folk hero, but you do you.

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The essential lesson of “It’s A Wonderful Life” is that every life is important. Large or small, our interactions change our trajectory in unmeasurable ways. If you or a loved one are feeling like George, please reach out for help. “No one is alone, who has friends.”

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Lo, there do I see my father. Lo, there do I see my mother, and my sisters, and my brothers. Lo, there do I see the line of my people, Back to the beginning! Lo, they do call to me. They bid me take my place among them, In the halls of Whamhalla! Where the brave may live forever!

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Letter from US Government: You owe us money. To pay or dispute, call this agency. Call agency. Message: To pay or dispute, follow the instructions on the letter you received. … Seriously. Now what?

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Watching a video that mentioned the concept of panspermia, saying it is “the theory that life on Earth may have originated on other planets, brought here by impacts that flung life into the cosmos”.

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