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Bee activist, Caps Fan, semi-competent lawyer. TWETES ARE NOT LEGAL ADVICE Letterboxd for movie takes: https://boxd.it/2Ere9
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submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

@maanvisingh.bsky.social found the story of a man who was tortured in Turkey and still had his asylum case denied. We found that the judge had only ever granted a single asylum case, one of the lowest rates of over 800 judges we reviewed

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Dune 2 wins the technical Oscars!

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Joe B: the red hot Washington Capitals take on the Edmonton Oilers in today’s matinee, it will be interesting to see how banged up McDavid is Locker: Oil is the black blood of the earth Joe and each well we drill exsanguinates mother Gaea

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

The continued Penguin stench on this broadcast is gonna turn me into the joker

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Ashitaka's story emphasizes the importance of having two girlfriends, one who is nice but evil and one who is mean but good, and you have to spend all of your time doing stuff for them

submitted 39 days ago • 8 comments

I feel like a new Édith Piaf album is such monumental news it shouldn’t just be broken by a Spotify alert, given she’s been dead for more than 60 years

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Buzzer beater holy shit the chase for Gretzky is electric

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

🎶'Alas, what hast thou done? Thou art a pynke ponye girle Yn the daunse at the clubbe!' 'Nay, modir! Ich am but seekinge mirthe On the stage yn myne heeles It ys wher Ich belonge down at the Pynke Ponye Clubbe Ich shal keepe on daunsinge Downe yn West Hollywoode' [lute solo]🎶

submitted 58 days ago • 8 comments

Do you think that people who mispronounce "wary" as "weary" are getting wires crossed and combining wary with leery?

submitted 59 days ago • 1 comment

Don't go to law school

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Just heard opposing counsel whisper "Jesus Christ" on the microphone at his table, hope that shows up in the transcript

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Given today’s news, here is some advice for people thinking about watching a David Lynch movie or two that are worried about “understanding” the movie: don’t try to understand it, just vibe, vibes are king

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Honor his memory by doing something strange, unraveling a riddle within yourself, and working on your favorite projects.

submitted 73 days ago • 35 comments

Can I Lettrboxd this power hour YouTube video I’m watching? Because 5 stars

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Dawg, Anne Hathaway rules, theater kid or not she can throw down

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

It’s times like these I wish I had gifed that Habs girl complaining about their power play

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

I let out a deep contented sigh when I turned the game on and heard Craig Laughlin’s voice next to Joe B, the world is right again

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

I appreciate that one of the Toronto Maple Leafs’ sponsors is just the word “Milk” written on their jerseys. Great synergy to have “Oreo” on the helmet too

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

God damn Joe B is a sharp dressed son of a bitch

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment