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Bee activist, Caps Fan, semi-competent lawyer. TWETES ARE NOT LEGAL ADVICE Letterboxd for movie takes: https://boxd.it/2Ere9
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At the very least, L’OM will always be the first French club to win it, à jamais les premiers

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Racer X - Speed Racer (2008)

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“O Light, may I look on you for the last time! I, Oedipus, Oedipus damned in his birth, in his marriage damned, damned in the blood he shed with his own hand!”

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Screaming into the void about my hockey team again

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Just open season to hit Wilson off puck all game?

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Don’t go to law school

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Gradually I came to find Herbert West himself more horrible than anything he did—that was when it dawned on me that his once normal scientific zeal for prolonging life had subtly degenerated into a mere morbid and ghoulish curiosity and secret sense of charnel picturesqueness.

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Out, damned spot! out, I say!

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Shakespeare the OG proponent of Blank Check's putters and murmurs?

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Tom, plz

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Joe B and Locker talking about how to spell Xhekaj, they’re just like us

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In honor of the big man being back on the broadcast tonight: Joe B: the caps look to close out a young and scrappy Montreal team tonight in front of the home crowd here in Washington Locker: youth is a grasping and greedy thing Joe, an existence in proud defiance of experience

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Centre Bell? Plutôt le Centre Laid

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Karl Alzner on this Capitals Intermission Live looks like a wise and peace loving alien, clone makers from Camino lookin ass

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Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR) E Z P Z

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For every Habs fan that says “it wasn’t his stick” I want one caps player to fight Nick Suzuki

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Did I drink gasoline or did I watch the third period of a Washington Capitals playoff game? Hard to say

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Can I make a "Come and Take it" flag with another flag on it instead of a cannon?

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Tony God damned Deangelo is still in the NHL?

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God damn it’s good to hear Craig Laughlin’s voice on a call again

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Hold on, is that fucking Kash Patel sitting next to Wayne Gretzky and Gary Bettman?

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