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Bee activist, Caps Fan, semi-competent lawyer. TWETES ARE NOT LEGAL ADVICE Letterboxd for movie takes: https://boxd.it/2Ere9
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駐留軍 popped up in my WaniKani reviews today and has nothing to do with current events I can't stop thinking about

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Was in a trial today and during the recess, the intern for DHS counsel was ranting to his supervising attorney that Biden is not a real Catholic if you're wondering about the ideological bent of new hires there

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At the very least, L’OM will always be the first French club to win it, à jamais les premiers

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Racer X - Speed Racer (2008)

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“O Light, may I look on you for the last time! I, Oedipus, Oedipus damned in his birth, in his marriage damned, damned in the blood he shed with his own hand!”

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Screaming into the void about my hockey team again

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Just open season to hit Wilson off puck all game?

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t go to law school

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Gradually I came to find Herbert West himself more horrible than anything he did—that was when it dawned on me that his once normal scientific zeal for prolonging life had subtly degenerated into a mere morbid and ghoulish curiosity and secret sense of charnel picturesqueness.

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Out, damned spot! out, I say!

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Shakespeare the OG proponent of Blank Check's putters and murmurs?

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Tom, plz

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Joe B and Locker talking about how to spell Xhekaj, they’re just like us

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In honor of the big man being back on the broadcast tonight: Joe B: the caps look to close out a young and scrappy Montreal team tonight in front of the home crowd here in Washington Locker: youth is a grasping and greedy thing Joe, an existence in proud defiance of experience

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Centre Bell? Plutôt le Centre Laid

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Karl Alzner on this Capitals Intermission Live looks like a wise and peace loving alien, clone makers from Camino lookin ass

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Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR) E Z P Z

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

For every Habs fan that says “it wasn’t his stick” I want one caps player to fight Nick Suzuki

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Did I drink gasoline or did I watch the third period of a Washington Capitals playoff game? Hard to say

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Can I make a "Come and Take it" flag with another flag on it instead of a cannon?

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Tony God damned Deangelo is still in the NHL?

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