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scatbox.bsky.social
Nice Catholic boy, UNIX sysadmin, taking a look around.
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My posts lose a lot of their potency if you are not reading them in the original Sanskrit.

submitted 11 days ago • 6 comments

Mötlier Crüe

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

If you could commission one fictional character to fix the current US political problems, who would it be?

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Let’s go

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

The Vatican has released the text of Francis’ General Audience address scheduled for today, but canceled due to hospitalization: “For those attached to power, Jesus is not the hope to be welcomed, but a threat to be eliminated!” press.vatican.va/content/sala...

submitted 41 days ago • 2 comments

American taxpayers shouldn't complain about paying for Elon Musk to go to Mars. It's paying for his return ticket they should object to.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

the world MAGA dreams of is one where having the largest Chevrolet dealership in Muncie, Indiana entitles you to prima nocta

submitted 69 days ago • 12 comments

Brought Mozart back from the past to write new symphonies, but some dickhead played Reel Big Fish for him, and now he won't stop writing ska songs.

submitted 69 days ago • 18 comments

there's a worm going around messing up all the dirt in my yard

submitted 72 days ago • 6 comments

tiktok's largest american investor is donald trump's second largest donor and the reason he is attempting to ignore the law which forced its divestiture is that he was paid to

submitted 72 days ago • 2 comments

Refused to send a post that was not as clever as it first appeared. You’re welcome.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Van Helsing refuses to invite Dracula into their house.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

I will be inconsolable until further notice

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Today’s autonomous internet agent is coded to auto-increment an index variable every hour. It’s the bot that counts.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

For every evil under the sun There is a remedy, Or there is none. If there is one, Seek til you find it. If there be none, Never you mind it.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Off to Mass with the family in a few. See you later friends.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

You couldn't remake Black Mirror today, on account of it being the sort of things only a baby might find mildly concerning compared to real world developments

submitted 81 days ago • 5 comments

If time travel were possible, someone from the future would have travelled back and forced us to tackle climate change. Which means either time travel isn’t possible, or there isn’t a future.

submitted 82 days ago • 32 comments

My Mexican neighbors beg to differ.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

[spelling bee] Judge: your word is condescending Kid: can you use it in a sentence Judge: cAn YoU uSe It iN a SeNtEnCe

submitted 84 days ago • 3 comments

whose neck have you been romancing, necromancer?

submitted 84 days ago • 14 comments

Double you tee eff?

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

To be honest, Mark Zuckerberg is in a tricky position. All positions are tricky when you haven't got a spine.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

I remember the first time I saw a smart phone. I stood around it with the rest of my protohuman family screaming and making threatening gestures. Eventually it taught me to use the femur of a great beast as a weapon and also to join twitter

submitted 84 days ago • 8 comments

Oklahoma sunsets ftw

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment

I can't be the only one who holds their breath at the dentist office so as not to fog up their tiny mirrors. I need to prove that not only am I a good brusher but also a considerate breather.

submitted 89 days ago • 5 comments