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This is the last chance to dump Doug Ford for four years. Make sure this ends NOW. Get everyone you know out to vote. Take time to explain the damage he has done.

the sun is out, the birds are chirping, and i'm finally motivated enough to do something. that's right: it's time to steal the declaration of independence.

Fraud, waste, and abuse just means resources going to people they don't like. That's it.

Jacket so nice, makes you wanna marry your cousin

Been in Pittsburgh for two days now and that ballpark deserves a WAY better team playing in it

It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office. Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc. Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.

free luigi all health insurance companies are mass murderers

LIKE for yes REPOST for yes REPLY for yes

*solemnly* Fuck Wayne Gretzky.

The other big problem with using generative AI to help you write is that it makes you a huge fuckin loser

What if we had 30 baseball owners who wanted to win championships instead of like 12.

Canadian government expected to announce plans for Toronto–Montréal–Québec City high-speed rail tomorrow: www.thestar.com/politics/fed... A very promising project that compares well with high-speed lines in Europe in terms of distance between major cities: www.urban.org/research/pub...

I think #bluejays just coined their tagline for the year #bigsavingssmallcommitment

Allow me to save you a click: a hedge fund bought up a bunch of stock and now the airline isn’t profitable enough for them.

so far going anti-woke leads to less money and planes falling out of the sky

They're gonna normalize plane crashes the way they normalize school shootings if we let them. Just the cost of lining certain pockets.

1/29: First plane crash in 16 years in DC 1/31: Crash in Philly 2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle 2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska 2/10: Crash in Scottsdale 2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego 2/16: Crash in Covington, GA 7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”

I wanna know the demo of the raptors marketing department 🤔

Remarkable how Congress passed a law, the President signed it, the Supreme Court upheld it…and now everyone is simply pretending that all didn’t happen www.nytimes.com/2025/02/13/t...

It’s very interesting how media outlets like 404 and Wired who do tech and not DC cocktail party circuit slop have covered the Musk angle best because their guiding light isn’t getting a ticket to next weeks book release party in Georgetown

GIMME A HUG, GIMME A HUG, GIMME A HUG 🗣️

Season 3 of Invincible is cooking with GAS!!!

Just here to state i never left ben simmons island

Shaq: "In the words of Marshawn Lynch I'm tired as shit America. We getting fired anyway Ernie fuck it!" LMAO

Kathy Hochul continues to have the ability to remove Eric Adams at any moment

Honestly let's start doxxing these guys and make their lives miserable.

RFK Jr. should not be described as a "vaccine skeptic." Skepticism implies holding doubts that require looking for evidence, which is precisely what scientists who perform copious tests on vaccine safety are doing. RFK Jr. is a denier - there's no amount of evidence that can convince him otherwise.

Confirming R.F.K. Jr as the Secretary of Health is going to have such severe consequences. What the fuck are we even doing here?

new video up about our constitutional crisis youtu.be/aBVGmDaQRbE

The circumstances are “we’re not sure if there is a Federal Trade Commission anymore and we’d like to try something”

My sister got an Amex card and now shes too good for taco bell… you hate to see it

I don’t know about y’all, but I’m starting to think the only thing that kept the planes from crashing before was diversity.

we need so many luigis

Searching for anything on YouTube is disastrous. Search everywhere on the internet has been destroyed but the YouTube one is particularly awful.

This is insane

Anne Hathaway #GoBirds

THEY’RE CLIMBING THE POLES IN TOKYO GO BIRDS🦅🦅🦅

please let kendrick's surprise be bringing out yg to do "fuck donald trump" with dt in the building

Every company that has a black person holding a job that a white person wants is going to be dragged through a wasteful legal gauntlet because racists can't believe that a black person could ever be the most qualified applicant for a job.

Nico Harrison watching Anthony Davis' debut today

Thanks to the Eagles, 102-year-old fan Eloise Brown is in New Orleans. She's going to the Super Bowl tomorrow and is staying at the team hotel, where she has reunited with a few of her "adopted grandsons." “I can’t believe it, a little old lady like me." www.inquirer.com/eagles/elois...

Why are people shocked im home tonight, i been outside 6 of the last 7 days, i need rest😪

if you’re using X for anything but NBA draft news / takes i feel bad for you son… the shit been fried… literally an incel echo chamber

wow you're really hearing it everywhere

Fuck em up, Ellen

right on time