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schismo.bsky.social
Portlandia is just an idea.
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submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Wrong answer. You should be wishing for Trudeau to bend over and take it like a cuck and beg Trump for mercy, as he was born to do. I mean, come on, you old fart!

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

You are so cringe.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

He expects us to believe he is sane?

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

@marysmith575.bsky.social yowza

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

God is not only not omniscient, he seems to be brain damaged if this is really his account.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Yes, but he had awesome public school teacher health insurance. His wife just wanted the best that money could buy. Comprende?

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t oversell it. Elon already caved.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

God really is dead.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Do bad you guys never cared when the DNC was screwing over American workers with the leaky border policy.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Jesus wasn’t a socialist. He actually fed people. Love, Reality

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

No, yer mom.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Jesus Sulu, do you have any idea?

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Wait. This can’t be the real Greg retweeting the Lincoln Grooming Pederasty Grifter Project without ridiculing those perverts and thieves.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

They want you angry at Elon so you don’t notice they are robbing you and your descendants blind. And this god right here is their shill.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Because it has better benefits than the average prole’s job: plenty of PTO, and the best health insuraance options. And they get their money, this is just paid vacay for them:

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Lots of clarity today

submitted 65 days ago • 269 comments

And six week waits for an MRI. And Moose turds covered in curds and gravy.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

A new analysis of data from the Juno spacecraft suggests that the ice shell covering the ocean on Jupiter's moon Europa might be WAY thicker than anticipated. (With comments from @theplanetaryguy.bsky.social) Possibly bad news for any hope of life signs from Europa Clipper, currently en route. 🧪🔭

submitted 65 days ago • 306 comments

Some five-word horror stories for Friday the 13th: Running out of tea bags Someone talking in a lift Unexpected knock on the door Biscuit falling into your brew Stuck on rail replacement bus Forgetting to take an umbrella Missing bin day before Christmas Say a bit about yourself

submitted 72 days ago • 513 comments

Mark Cuban is with you.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

What healthcare story? You mean the murder story? So god is pro-death?

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Oh my gif, this guy is such a McCarthyistic fascist moron. Delete your account, you seditious traitor.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments