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schlangen.bsky.social
📍San franciscoooooooooooooo
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Hey guys! Does anyone have a river I could skate away on?

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

when someone on gbbo says “last thing you wanna do is overbake it” it’s like yessss say that

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

Finally time to

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Did you seriously think oxygen wasn’t flowing just because the bag isn’t inflating 😭😭😭

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

Opening your suitcase at the airport is crazy because it’s like heyyy this is my underwear

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

Cannot believe I am waking up at 2:30am just to get on an indirect flight to OHIO, help me

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

Whoever made the “bwah bwah bwah bwaaaah” failure trumpet sound was really in their bag

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

Found a box of mini ice cream sandwiches in my shared office freezer

submitted 133 days ago • 1 comment

Bread Clip In Your Wallet

submitted 135 days ago • 1 comment

Almonds is would

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

Playing Eusexua out of this >>>

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

Burnt the roof of my tongue and bit my tongue really hard in the same day

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

huge

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

For an app with a butterfly icon there’s a distinct lack of Mariah Carey

submitted 139 days ago • 1 comment

Standing in line is crazy like okayyyyyy cog in the machine teas I’m just a number boots

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

Something about this never sits right with me. Double homicide

submitted 139 days ago • 3 comments

sun is out…nudity is on the tl…we’re healing

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

has never been to bloovoo skyver

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments

twitter vs bluesky

submitted 140 days ago • 1 comment

If you’re thinking of making an imposter Dr Roberta Bobby account, don’t try it. We’ll know

submitted 141 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 141 days ago • 10 comments

blue sky orange pants

submitted 141 days ago • 2 comments

George and I made soup and Sam was no help at all @smhrbst.bsky.social

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

Some of these Grammys categories

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

(training my new algorithm) gay stuff gay stuff gay stuff gay stuff gay stuff

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

This app is so toxic!!!

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments