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I've never seen My Best Friends Wedding but the trailer for it is burned into my brain thanks to this. Also my introduction to I Say A Little Prayer.

I'm picturing the oval office tomorrow as just the scene from Downfall

Can't wait for the Mario movie sequel to come out and kids start throwing cooked spaghetti and jars of marinara at the screen when he says 'Mama Mia!'

Hybrid Theory by Linkin Park will soon be 25 year old music

Can't wait for the Fortnite movie that'll just be Free Guy but the Free Guy that people who haen't seen that movie, just that one clip, think it is

Thinking about this moment from Futurama

This is from the director of Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping so it's destined to be way better than it should be but also a flop

Rumor going around of Bradley Cooper being Jor-El in Superman. If it's true I hope they never announce or show it and it's just a surprise cameo like in Dungeons and Dragons.

How much will the Zelda movie resemble the Prince of Persia movie in plot and tone, just with blonde leads and not set in a desert

Finn Wolfhard in a blonde wig as Link. Can't wait.

"Increasingly worried the Trump administration will implement the policy agenda they ran on instead of the made up one I ascribed to them" – The entire business community for some reason

Going to see Revenge of the Sith in theaters with people who would go see Revenge of the Sith in theaters sounds insufferable. Like Rocky Horror but with prequel memes.

Something about the Switch 2 will be a huge letdown and I'm kinda more excited to see what that is than I am for the console itself. What will be the left joycon desync/voice chat app and ridiculous headphone dongle of the Switch 2?

Asking AI to summarize movies using Gen Z slang and the results would make good Letterboxd reviews

Someone should team up Rachel Zegler and Melissa Bererra in a movie

"Oh I was watching that with my partner" is the way to shut down any media recommendations. It establishes: 1) I have looked into it 2) I cannot watch any more because I can't skip ahead of my wife 3) If I ever watch more it will be her on whim 3) Nothing more you say on the subject matters

Good way to feel old is to overhear a kid who is like 8-9 say that his favorite game is Fortnite and then another kid the same age basically say 'it used to be good, now it sucks' Then think about how Fortnite has existed for most of these kids lives.

To compete with Marvel Rivals WB should bring back Gotham City Imposters. They can just get Monolith can make a new on- oh wait

I can excuse fascism but I draw the line at government shutdowns

This weird feeling seeing a trailer for a Disney live action remake and actually kinda wanting to see it? I don't know what to do with this. youtu.be/VWqJifMMgZE?...

It's becoming increasingly clear that Republicans did not expect to have to deal with a recession this soon as a direct result of Trump's actions and they are scrambling because they don't know how to actually fix it without going against Trump.

Sony is finally fully realizing Milo. Take that, Microsoft.

Supercorp AU based on the 1990 film Ghost where Kara is Sam and Lena is Molly

If I had a nickel for every over budget $300m+ 2020's Disney movie starring an old Harrison Ford that flopped I'd only have two nickels but it's weird that it happened twice

Reylo AU based on the 1990 film Tremors where Ben is Valentine, Hux is Earl and Rey is Rhonda

Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City isn't a good movie but it has heart. It's like a very earnest fan film that got a budget and a theatrical release and I find it endearing overall.

When the recession is officially recognized to be happening Trump will sign an executive order blaming Biden and DEI for it. Book it.