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I wish I loved anything as much as country singers love rodeos

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

It’s almost 2025 and there is NO way for the dentist to Xray my teeth without having me chew on a spatula made out of legos? 🦷

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

It’s literally easier to buy drugs than it is a video game from a department store

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Trump’s boner for tariffs has the same energy as a 20-something finally watching a universally beloved film and then making it their entire personality for a month, despite having only a cursory understanding of it’s themes.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Pointing out hypocrisy to Republicans is like scolding a cat that pissed on your couch. Like, you can do it, but you’re really only making yourself feel better about a mess you ultimately have to clean up yourself.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Whenever I see someone post about how much they don’t like pumpkin spice during October, I can’t help but think to myself “Man this person is SO fuckin cool”.

submitted 504 days ago • 0 comments

Watching the Republicans fight among themselves and be unable to elect a Speaker in 2023 is the funniest thing I’ve seen since the Republicans fought amongst themselves and were unable to elect a speaker back in 2023.

submitted 510 days ago • 0 comments

I’m going to have to buy a physical version of the #MetalGearSolid Master Collection because it just feels wrong to purchase Metal Gear and not get a box. 📦

submitted 510 days ago • 0 comments