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I’m afraid to watch Pete’s press conference bc I will miss him too much and I don’t have the bandwidth to become inconsolably melancholy this week

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

My brother waited til I got home to send me the best vacation photo 💕

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

Imagine shouting at YETI coolers that Steve Smith is fucking your wife 😭

submitted 19 hours ago • 5 comments

In my least charitable moments, I wish the parents of the innocent kiddos who got a painful preventable disease get prosecuted for child abuse…

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

I made risotto tonight (with crisped up prosciutto on top) and the color is from saffron I brought from Spain 🇪🇸 It was tasty af but I was hoping it would be a brighter yellow. Alas.

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

Back to work today and it really feels like the cruelest injustice that I cannot retire yet

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

🐬🌴💕

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

Happiness is having a niece 💕💕

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submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Pictures from Florida (my Nina made me a braid crown)

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

🐬🐬

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We are in the keys 🌴

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I’m adopting this sea lion btw

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I refuse to be germed on this trip 👊🏻 (that’s my fist punching the germs)

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I can’t remember if I packed my belt but I knowwwww I packed a dress that would look ludicrous without my belt. Sigh

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It’s too early.

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

Tragedy: @starsinthedarksky.bsky.social made me tell her my auditor crush’s name and then she found out his entire life history on socials and he posted some fire tweets about how republicans are “the dumbest fucking people” and so now I am deeply irrevocably in love with him for reals

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

I have to leave for the airport at like 4:30am so if someone could force me to finish packing rn that would be great

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

This severance edit is why they wanted to ban tiktok 🤣🤣🤣

submitted 6 days ago • 25 comments

Ordered a pretty dress for dads hall of fame induction in Oklahoma in June worried it might be too boob-forward but yolo bc maybe I’ll find my soulmate in the prestigious Oklahoma wrestling community

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

I know this song hates to see me coming (ever since I watched Babygirl I’ve listened at least 3 times per commute)

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