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schmeev.bsky.social
Probably cursed, cannot be helped. All pronouns ok, corrections are not chastising.
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wait a second.

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

youve set a beautiful table, my fair senorita *purrrrrrrrrrr*

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

a thing i love about dnd is that when you have a really important roll in something you have huge bonuses in your character is bound to eat shit, but when you decide to roll on something completely untrained for a stupid purpose your dice load up for 20s all day, they have a sense

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

ai hentai games make me so sad. put in the time! make an effort! poorly drawn, tweened stills with awful frame by frame mspaint jizz? youre CREATING and LEARNING! youre not making a mime and dash first try, but you can get there, OR PAY SOMEONE WHOS ALREADY THERE AND INSPIRED YOU TO START

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

scp that deals with the john cena visibility paradox, in that everyone knows what he looks like and can identify memes about him and gifs with him in them but no one actually has seen him

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

*Toad voice* THERE'S A 40% CHANCE I BEAT MY WIFE!!!

submitted 8 days ago • 22 comments

oh boy the dot hacks are coming to visit!

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

every so often i rewatch the @redmufflerman.moe columbo death note video and goddamn its such a ride every time. im a second half appreciator because watching lights world crumble around him is so satisfying, and columbo doing it is just *italian noises of approval*

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

me, a child, planning to type 22/7 into excel and make the cell really really big and discover all the numbers of pi, becoming the hero of mathematics forever

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

bringing back smarterchild as a large scale sting operation to bring virtual csa charges and lock them all in a chatgpt mind prison

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

*furiously searches google for the name of J.K. Rowling's cat*

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment