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schmeev.bsky.social
Probably cursed, cannot be helped. All pronouns ok, corrections are not chastising.
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started playing @wabbaboy.dev's flyknight and discovered this in one shot, then spent another 5 minutes or so getting it to work again. theres some way to launch with these boxes, might need to be on an angle or its just where youre placed, i hope it becomes speedrun tech. or already is, i dunno

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You couldn't time an alert this perfectly if you tried

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

i have a lot of sympathy for the fear of armed fascists but now that its expected, i hope people are prepared, from the conductor to the attendants to the passengers, to respond, in one voice, "suck off your sidearm, freak" and dont let them on. if they get on, dont let them take anyone

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

terfs can eat shit and die. theyre a scourge on the earth and i wish all the worst for them love to the trans homies, no one has any right to your identity

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

i wanna live a simple life. i do a modest amount of work to support my community with the people around me, i spend time with friends, i read, play some videoed game, lust for edna krabappel, and sleep

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

indian in the cupboard remake but its all anime girl figures

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

hey @legaleagle.tv odd question, has there ever been a case of a stenographer intentionally misrecording something thats come up later? is there a process related to that? because during jury deliberation thats the only access they have to testimony, right?

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

if i believed i was ever gonna be allowed to retire id be real mad my funds are tied to the emotions of a horde of coked up suits with the critical thinking skills of a toddler on benadryl

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

you think taskmaster fucks good?

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Please, if you love anything about this life, stop using ChatGPT and other GenAI. Just stop. Don't use it to dunk on it, don't use it for a laugh, just stop and let that shit wither.

submitted 24 days ago • 14 comments

finally, the switch 2 can be hypercharged by spitroasting

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

everyone in the direct chat right now

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

hitman on switch 2 includes motion controls giving agent 47 the "swing arms wildly and if someone walks into you its their fault" maneuver

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

switch 2 announced expanded labo support, including a lifesize cardboard Krystal figure for the upcoming Starfucks game

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