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Teenage Mutant Ninja Poodles

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

It's all downhill after 16. I slightly twisted to grab the seatbelt one day & thought my entire ribcage was going to shrivel up & fall out of my body.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Just pulled something trying to get the hotel bed sheets untucked holy shit

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

You’re not a good shot but I’m worse And there’s so much more where we ain’t been yet So swing up on this little horse The only thing we’ll hit is sunset

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I love Atlanta Georgia

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

@coreyrforrester.bsky.social hey Uncle Lucius is playing in Atlanta tonight & Nashville tomorrow. If you wanna come out, I’ll put you on the list!

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Smash Mouth is basically The Doors of the 90’s

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

AA Meeting Simulator 25

submitted 14 days ago • 34 comments

South Carolinians are ass at driving

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

If you don’t want me to sing with food in my mouth, don’t play John Anderson at the Waffle House

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Listening to Dreams & Nightmares until kickoff Go Birds!

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

But, these are my emotional support Gerry McNamara highlights

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I wanna see a James McMurtry/Darrell Scott song swap or fist fight

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

I think adderall is turning everybody republican

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

#1 cause of death next year will be crashing in an airplane, or an airplane falling on you

submitted 26 days ago • 49 comments

Druski is a psyop

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Do we know why the Dallas Cowboys logo is a star yet?

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Does “bring the boom” mean they’re coming to whip some ass?

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

@beckycarman.bsky.social welcome!

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Every venue should have a house organ/leslie

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

Oklahoma State needs to understand that they’re OU’s farm team

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Olive Garden gift cards go so hard this time of year

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

Oklahoma lost to 5 top 20 teams, the other loss was in Baton Rouge at night. This season doesn’t seem as bad looking at it that way

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Should have done an 8 team playoff. 12 is stupid.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

I’m pretty sure Oklahoma would beat Indiana in football 🤷‍♂️

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Unbothered. Happy. Illegally streaming college football games on the internet. Focused. Flourishing.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve never understood the Dave Matthews hate

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

All music is psychedelic if you take drugs

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Critiquing my door dash driver’s path to my house

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

10% of that poon

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

now that we can just google the answers to riddles the troll who lives outside my house has been grumpier than usual

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

I am begging for fewer fly dates in 2025

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

How many of these new TikTok singers are gonna use the Everlast “what it’s like” chord progression?

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments