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schmoopydan.bsky.social
Professional nerd, advocate for disability and education, possible cryptid.
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Every fucking time, every time he speaks I'm more embarrassed. This isn't a "at least he's better than PP" thing anymore, this is so dangerous.

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Wow. Horrible response. Embarrassing for our country.

submitted 9 hours ago • 100 comments

Hey YEG friends, our LARP is looking for more players. We meet every Sunday in Spruce Grove, we're a combat game but there's no obligation to fight. We use padded weapons and everything is rigorously tested for safety. All are welcome, but combatants have to be 12+.

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

I have never lived under a government less interested in listening to its electorate, and even less interested in implementing policies to benefit their electorate. These clowns are fucking gross.

submitted 12 hours ago • 5 comments

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submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

We're all home safe, 9 stitches later. Took about 9 hours, plus the hour drive home. Sooooo goodnight, thank you for any kind words sent tonight.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I wouldn't be so salty to wait 5 hours in the ER, but I volunteered for a field trip and I haven't eaten in 9 hours, the last food I had was an apple pie I bought from A&W so I could use their bathroom. 😂

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Kiddo had a dog accident, first trip to the Stollery. Send us happy vibes.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Ford delivered an apology at Queen's Park to several dozen chiefs who are part of the Anishinabek Nation.

submitted 3 days ago • 14 comments

Is there anybody in the Spruce Grove-ish area that would be able to give me a ride home tomorrow during the day? I have to get new tires on my car and don't want to pay 35 bucks for a cab ride. I would buy you lunch though?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Jon Stewart asks: How many gun deaths is too many for the GOP?

submitted 4 days ago • 412 comments

Lindsey: can you RSVP to that birthday party for [Daughters name] Dan: but.. I've never done that before, what if I say something weird? Lindsey: I think you can figure it out Update: I figured it out 😂

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Me: Liberals don't know what they are Liberals in my comments: We're this! (presents 3 different political affiliations) Me: Yep, that's about right.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

me: i'm going on a bsky break for a few days me, one hour later: wait, i need to make a post letting everyone know there is a fundraiser bundle being organized to support Indigenous communities affected by wildfires in Canada, and I think it would be nice if everyone joined

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

We're kicking off fathers day with Chewie being the saltiest dog, all because I dared get out of bed.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

The "I'll side with Israel" crowd is going to kill me this weekend, the mental gymnastics are fucking astounding.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Lindsey to the kids: Did you make dad anything for fathers day? I can wrap it tonight Kids: nope Me: HAH

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

We're capturing children off the street at gunpoint to get one last ride of garish nostalgia for an America that never was. A future dramatically better is available at the end of this, and the choice will be stark for anyone with a brain, but we've gotta be loud and uncompromising in the meantime.

submitted 8 days ago • 69 comments

In the face of Trump being a literal dictator, the democrats are as spicy as a glass of milk you left on your counter overnight.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Fucking pathetic behaviour from our "elbows up" PM. I'm somehow more disappointed with every statement he makes.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I had a dream where there was one really dark episode of corner gas where there was a shooter in town. At the beginning a car blew up and someone died, but one of the tires flew off and nobody knew where it went. In my brain I was like "how the hell is this going to end? This is ridiculous?"

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

I don't know about you, but I'd rather be shot out of a canon into the sun than try the new poutine at McDonald's. Chicken taco poutine is something that someone came up with while they were high on mushrooms.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Teachers have voted 94.5% in support of taking strike action. This is not surprising. We need to unite in solidarity and fight back against the underfunding of our public education system before we lose it. teachers.ab.ca/strike-vote-...

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Lindsey: what are you up to? Dan: I'm reading about Tonya Harding Lindsey: ....... okay I love ADHD rabbit holes

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I made a video comparing the "male loneliness epidemic" to Anakin Skywalker and it has less than 100 views a few hours later. Stupid algorithm 😂

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Lindsey and I got a couple's pedicure for a date night last night. Thank whatever god you believe in for pedicures, I can't get them often because of my legs, but they feel fantastic when I can get them.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

wow they tried nothing and it didn't work, who could have ever predicted this outcome

submitted 19 days ago • 3 comments

"Look at how beautiful mummy is this morning? Tell her she's beautiful! Oh shit my shirt is inside out" 😂

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Don't misgender my villains

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I finally got Elden Ring (because I'm so up to date on games) and I have a few thoughts. Elden Ring is the best Soulsborne game I've played, but it's also the best assassin's creed game I've played. Take that how you want.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

12 one dollar crabs, he never said it had to be scary!

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I use my Corsi-Rosenthal box every summer, and sometimes in the winter when we're sick. It really really helps and it's such a good thing to have around.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments