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What I don’t understand is that, why people bother with any cake that is not a chocolate cake.

submitted 4 hours ago • 2 comments

I'm just a girl Standing in front of a smart phone, posting skeets, hoping for the validation I didn't get as a child.

submitted 1 day ago • 29 comments

The shitpost area of my brain appears to be closed for business today. This makes me sad

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

We are nothing more than a blip on an infinite timeline and I take comfort in that fact

submitted 1 day ago • 18 comments

Hey, that’s an awesome shirt! I think I’ll grab that while I’m out… Oh, never mind…

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

Boy math got us into this mess

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

Me: Could this get any worse? Uterus: Lol Hold my beer

submitted 3 days ago • 10 comments

“Frost Heave” sounds way more than it really is.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

A donut would fix me rn.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I'm not that handy, but I'll fix your wagon.

submitted 7 days ago • 11 comments

Thank you to everyone who has joined the resistance! Our ranks grow stronger every day.

submitted 7 days ago • 441 comments

I have once again died due to walking up the stairs and thinking there was one more step

submitted 8 days ago • 13 comments

maybe today’s the day he’ll stroke out

submitted 8 days ago • 64 comments

I cant see redflags because I sat too close to the TV growing up

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Good morning skeeps! I have to work today, so filling my coffee tank to take the day on. Fun with friends later makes the day pass quicker. I hope your day is amazing!! 🖤☕️🖤

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I needed a little nostalgia today. Still good, even as I get older.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

“Gulf of America” is the “Freedom Fries” of 2025.

submitted 11 days ago • 7 comments

For those of you desperately in need of distraction from today's headlines, here's a photo of a bunny & a chick who are friends.

submitted 11 days ago • 1532 comments

Channeling my inner goddess of chaos. Not tossing the apple of discord, I’m eating it. Core, seeds, and all. Let the games begin!

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I did my dating before dating apps. We were raw-dogging rejection.

submitted 13 days ago • 11 comments

#BlackHistoryMonth In 2018, Kendrick Lamar became the first rapper to receive the Pulitzer Prize for his album DAMN.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

We are all gonna die. Coffee?

submitted 15 days ago • 29 comments

life is too short for using shitty trash bags

submitted 15 days ago • 11 comments

Just heard someone say “the grass is always greener on the other side because it’s often fertilized with bullshit” and I-

submitted 15 days ago • 3 comments

*having sex behind Walmart dumpster* Me: You cum here often?

submitted 15 days ago • 6 comments

Coffee loves me even when no one else does. It's a beautiful thing!

submitted 15 days ago • 10 comments

The #BlueskyArtShow is open! Saturday February 8, 2025. The theme is #Reflections

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Good morning skeeps! Nothing goes better with a cup of coffee than a little protesting the actions of the current administration. #resist ✊🏻

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

“But, I’m a talking tree!” said the oak. “And, you will dialogue,” replied the lumberjack.

submitted 16 days ago • 56 comments

Good morning, you chaos gremlins! I hope today you rain anarchy down on all the evil beings. And I hope you grant peace and love to the kind ones out there. Let's seize not just the day but the future. Pull it back from the edge of extinction, and find magenta skies.

submitted 16 days ago • 4 comments

Saint Valentine is the patron saint of overpriced flowers

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Alright please drop some of your favorite people here so I can follow them

submitted 17 days ago • 15 comments

At this point, I'm just going to survive out of spite.

submitted 17 days ago • 26 comments

People lie but Vibes don’t…

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Sip a cup of joe with a friend and have an amazing conversation, you’ll feel better. Right @tonyrieger.bsky.social?

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

We are the knights who say…

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I like pie. 🥧

submitted 17 days ago • 2644 comments

A true sign of the times… 🤣

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

If your job wasn’t dependent for your survival, what would you do? What would you create?

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Just found out today that I’m going to be a grandpa again! Whew, what a rush!

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments