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schrade.bsky.social
unlike a certain celebrity chef i can make both a grilled cheese and a beef wellington
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My son is afraid a hummingbird might rip through his body at 9000mph. Can any professionals on here tell him he is stupid and full of shit

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I've been trying to understand why I feel the particular flavor of distressed that I do right now. I think it's because we can no longer discuss the lessons we should be learning from any kind of disaster without the worst chucklefucks coming out of the woodwork to wreck everything.

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me when any program's AI assistant asks me if I want help writing:

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if aleck baldwin tried to shoot me on the set of RUST (2024) i would beat his fuckin ass

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