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submitted 2 days ago • 43 comments

Next week on “World Leaders Endorse Terrible Products”: Keir Starmer tells parliament he’s going to buy a Kirby vacuum.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Charli XCX shouting out Autechre in her acceptance speech is just *chefs kiss* 👌🏻

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

And again in Children of Dune… And then more of him in God Emperor of Dune… And then even more in Heretics of Dune… And yup again in Dune Chapterhouse

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

In sea captain voice to the tune of There She Goes: Tharrrr sheeee blooooows Tharr she bloooows again

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

My experience reading Gravity’s Rainbow so far

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Seeing in my old band’s group chat that they’re talking about adding Play That Funky Music to the setlist

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Today's New York Times Connections puzzle:

submitted 73 days ago • 5 comments

*US annexes Canada* Me: omg it’s just like Infinite Jest 🥹

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

It’s funny Zuck says “I started building social media to give people a voice” when in fact, he started building social media to publicly rate the hotness of undergrads.

submitted 74 days ago • 590 comments

A perfect comic panel.

submitted 74 days ago • 104 comments

Every Linkin Park song is basically Chester Bennington (screaming): I can’t go on living with these thoughts Mike Shinoda: Yeah, hippity hoppity I can’t be stoppitied

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Girls be like: RIP GG Allin, you taught me to be weird x Idk I don’t know any girls

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Therapist: I think you’re addicted to porn Me: what did you say step-therapist?

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

You could replace every single use of the word rock in songs with the word fuck and they’d still make sense or in some cases make even more sense

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Going on the internet as a kid was sick because you’d just type in some shit you liked followed by dot com

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

In Pokémon, rock is strong against flying because you can kill two birds with one stone

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Slipknot: “And Lorraine will kill us all…” “Inside Michelle I wait and bleed.” What have you got against women Corey???? 🤔🤔🤔

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Doppelgänger? I hardly know her

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

The person designing wrapping paper: Okay make sure that it’s the least flexible it can be, also make sure that it rips just by looking at it, oh also make sure we store it wrapped in tubes to make it as annoying as possible to wrap.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Euphoria would have been better if instead of teenage girls taking loads of drugs and partying it was teenage boys arguing about WWE

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Me: The male loneliness epidemic is the reason I’m single. Also me: Hey babe, I wanna scramble your eggs.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

All these companies with loyalty cards like what are you doing? The only thing I’m loyal to is the grind 👊🏻

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

This feel like something only guitarists will understand but every band ever can either be categorised into Fender or Gibson

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

*rapper voice* Beat up my mom call me Freud Mayweather

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