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That guy from Bad Still Films I love movies! I love making movies, I love watching movies, and I love talking about movies
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Spent two hours updating the website for all these job applications. Shifting back to a Jack of all trades type guy. www.badstillfilms.com

I'mma be completely honest with you- I did not finish American Sniper

I've written sporadically on the internet before on and off throughout the years, but I'm very happy to debut my new piece via @polygon.com in which I dive into the brief cinematic history of the Black Vampire. If you liked SINNERs, then this is for you. www.polygon.com/horror/56291...

Honored to have Ace of Spades accepted to the Women Heroes (and villains) in Action Movies Film Festival! I love the film mostly because of the performances from my two female leads, Tayler Nicholas and Monica Moore Smith! I see this as an acknowledgement of their incredible work!

That shot of Michael B Jordan with the Tommy gun is the best shot of the year.

Can we just be done with this already? Please?

Sitting on three potential documentaries and I have to pick one to pitch with footage.... I think I'll write the three pitches and whichever one is the easiest to write I'll pitch

Have 4 shorts currently under consideration for festivals including one of my favorites: Edgefield Road. I hate horror films, but man- do I love making them! Edgefield Road is based on Phasmophobia and follows a group of down on their luck ghost hunters who invite an influencer along on a haunt.

Just started John Wick 4 while I get some mindless homework done. I forgot how much I loved that first punch and how GOOD it sounded in theaters.

It's a 2 minute fight scene, does it really need a poster? Yes. Yes it does. A very simple poster.

1/4. On the White House’s theory, if they abduct you, get you on a helicopter, get to international waters, shoot you in the head, and drop your corpse into the ocean, that is legal, because it is the conduct of foreign affairs.

"Oh, that assignment was due today? Uh oh-" Me and my ADHD self like every week

He definitely didn't write this. They tried to make it seem like him, but the caps lock is not erratic enough. They capitalized the most random words, but still- the erraticism isn't there. Gotta hand it to the intern who writes these for him when they need him to though, getting better

This is so accurate. We millennials grew up amidst CONSTANT Columbine-level trauma. Nothing scares us anymore. 😎😑

WOOF. 10-year yield above the yip line

It was one of those interesting weeks!

I don't wanna rain on his parade, but science already did this... it's genetics, and there's nothing wrong with that

Tom Cruise just called up paramount to change the ending of final reckoning so that they can make one more... mans is gonna get that Oscar!

People didn't read The Rolling Stones article apparently. Dudes are super sus

Good morning. Today is the 80th day that the U.S. President is running a backdoor bribery scheme in which any CEO or foreign oligarch can send him money secretly through his crypto coin scam in exchange for favors. It's the biggest scandal in the history of the Presidency.

When Hollywood bothers to make appealing films based on newer IP beloved by younger audiences (like #Minecraft), the kids are still capable of showing up to the movies in blockbuster-sized #boxoffice numbers (like a massive $314 million worldwide opening weekend).

The scene in extraction where Tyler slaps "the goonies Hell" around is always so funny to me... just is hahaha

Wondering if they'll do it Fallout style, same universe different character/story

I think my best training as a filmmaker actually came from working as a photojournalist first

Camera operating using my foot... like a pro?