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played a show in an old fire station in March just before the lockdowns began, maybe 10-15 people showed total but it was great went to IKEA the day after and got hit with a heavy weight and sleepiness and fell asleep in the Subway parking lot for an hour on the way home I think I was patient zero

pokémon tools

discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way

Jigglypuff, but in Dragon Quest.

periodic refresher that at the ripe old age of 19 i told an NYT reporter that i was teen vaper named "joe stevonson" who "missed how smoking cigarettes felt like gargling gravel" and was particularly fond of "Lil Ugly Mane's Courtroom Vape Juice" and she didn't so much as ask me for a photo of my ID

they got rid of all these guys

so many people still using twitter I genuinely dont get it

if you want artists to make weirder art, you have to create stable living conditions that allow them to. homogeneity isn't a matter of artists lacking culture-- there are many soulful artists out there-- it's a matter of unregulated corporate dominance combined with artists who cant afford to create

Altitude is high @joltink.bsky.social can agree

Dawg they Freedom Fried us, it’s so over

become ungovernable

New Nondi_ release out on HRR, This one has house/electro vibes. Releasing it cuz all my stuff is broken and I need help raising money for new things. if you like my music, please support me! hrrecordings.bandcamp.com/album/tough-...

chien-pao 🧊

new tf2 update is awesome

Some No Context Gaki no Tsukai for you all (featuring Yoiko)

they should have a feature with phones where you can hear someone talk for like 3 seconds after hanging up on them like in call of duty I wanna hear scam callers curse at me after they get caught in the scam

Duality: Gamer Edition

not how that works.

They took it down but the official SNL Youtube account just briefly uploaded a "Future In Memoriam" from their 50th anniversary special that was just a still image of Colin Jost lying face down and an unadjustable piercing sound that made my laptop battery run so hot it burned my thighs.

what if sharks wagged their fins like dogs when they got excited

they got tactical bucee on ebay

fully locked my hand up from journaling the last 4 hours, sure beats blowing up on main but man does my hand hurt lmao

I don't know how to ask for help, but I'm $300 short on bills this month, don't have money for food, and have to pay $200 of it tonight to avoid getting crushed by late fees. venmo is (at)cvnvvnvnvvn or if you want to buy my music i'll link my bandcamp in the replies:

URGENT TODAY ONLY WA residents please register CON for both of these guys! and spread the word!! it's due tomorrow at 10am so today and early tomorrow is all the time we have! SB 5661: app.leg.wa.gov/csi/Testifie... SB 5678: app.leg.wa.gov/csi/Testifie...

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off