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Working over the weekend working on an email with approx. 5 bullets on how Elon Musk can gargle my balls.

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The reply email inbox for this “what did you do last week” email is [email protected], so, you know, definitely don’t send them any unrelated messages that would interfere with their ability to carry out Elon’s dumbass bullshit

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50% of that production budget’s about to be eggs.

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“Run the government like a business” they said. What they didn’t say is that business leaders might be some of the least competent and most gullible morons alive.

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Just got a call from the DCCC, got argued with instead of listened to when I explained why I wasn’t donating to them specifically. It was read from a script but all I heard was “No sir we don’t want your engagement just $50 will do so we can make sure primary challengers never have a chance.”

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kendrick inspiring me to hate bigger

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Kendrick Lamar went to therapy and just became more deadly and I really appreciate that kind of growth.

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The dogs got into something that consists of hard black styrofoam and now I can’t get any work done until I figure out exactly what they destroyed so I’m just staring at a chunk of black styrofoam like it holds the secrets of the universe.

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Charlie Baker can go fuck himself

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Real great response by Connolly here. 10/10 decorum. Thank God we didn’t have to watch AOC absolutely body Mace in response to her repeating a slur on the floor three times for effect, that could have been c o n t e n t i o u s

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Hold on. Where does he think regulations came from?

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“We’re still waiting on the 150 page executive summary deck of the focus groups being run by our useless but wildly expensive consultants. We need that to figure out exactly what our principles are because to be honest we don’t really know lol.” www.nytimes.com/2025/02/02/u...

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Honestly we need binder-throwing Amy because this ain’t it. I’m talking Amy-eats-salad-with-a-Comb-uchar to meet the moment.

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Normalizing spelling out what people actually mean when they cite DEI rather than letting them hide behind the safe cover of a euphemism that's been sapped of meaning

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Came out and immediately started blaming Biden and Obama. Yeah this is their fault and they know it. Projection is this guy’s biggest tell.

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Jesus fucking Christ this guy’s pathetic.

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Oh look they’re doing that thing where it’s a joke until they get away with it so much they drop the irony. Can we not this time?

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remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards

submitted 25 days ago • 994 comments

They’re not pardoning their best.

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You absolutely love to see it.

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I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike

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I’ve been wondering for years if the real issue with the Dems is their trust in consulting agencies who are 20 years behind the curve. I’ve consulted for a couple of those agencies before and gotten an inside look at their operations and they mean well but like their client, run by dinosaurs.

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Former abuser of alcohol over here. Absolutely wild the lack of self control of both emotions and actions you have when abusing alcohol. That emotion is often rage, and those actions always involve lashing out. Genuinely insane is right.

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So I think maybe it’s time for Mark Warner to get primaries I’m kinda sick of his shit.

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Bro he DOINKED it?!

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Considering hoarding an unprecedented percentage of the world’s resources and then flying into a bewildered, murderous rage when people don’t love me for it.

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Oh man this dude’s definitely getting divorced in the next few years.

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Inspiring words on innovation from the inventor of Stories, Reels, and Threads.

submitted 43 days ago • 117 comments

In our coalition of security cameras that do nothing but make us suspicious and paranoid we maintain community by asking the important questions during a local water crisis.

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Riley Leonard every other down tonight

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