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If I only had 15 minutes a day to stay in shape…

submitted 59 days ago • 3 comments

Something like Jingle all the Way, but set in a dystopian future where roving bands of warriors stop at nothing to claim the Season’s bounty for their clan.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

A recent manifestation of cultural cyclicality is do these guys know they’re cosplaying young Tom Hanks?

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

How many times must the robot be told?

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Mark Ruffalo sounds like the name a dog would give if he was pretending to be a man.

submitted 84 days ago • 46 comments

If packing for a trip is an art form, 3 year olds are its greatest practitioners.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Something something… actually something else.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Beef jerky Beef just having bad day Beef sorry for taking it out on you

submitted 84 days ago • 47 comments

Sometimes, if it was a particularly good day, maybe you do wanna wear that tshirt tomorrow.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Love is beautiful and all but that’s a raccoon in high heels.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Heard this kid say, “Ayo Priscilla, hold up, I got some chisme.” Priscilla did indeed hold up.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

An app where you take a picture of your groceries and it tells you you’re depressed.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

There’s more than one way to skin a cat unless you’ve any respect for yourself as a cat butcher.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

In Latin America, manufacturers are required to add specific labeling in order to help consumers easily identify which snacks are delicious.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

The geese honk mid-flight, because what a rush.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Nowhere, in some respects. The question being “now, where did you fuck up”?

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

If any historian covering late-90’s cinematic romance happens to find this, when you get to City of Angels, just fast forward to the end.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Jesus pulls up in a ‘69 SS convertible and says “get in, loser”. That may be too many people’s best day ever.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

I once had a remarkable conversation with an old woman on a train platform. We spoke for nearly an hour on deep and far ranging topics. As we parted ways, I thanked her and introduced myself as Ray. My name is not Ray.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Not one, but two Great Dane bobbleheads in your rear window.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

There’s a guy that sells original clown portraiture from his van outside the skate park, and I don’t like it, and it makes me uncomfortable, and I’m glad this exists.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Seriously though, what’re we doin’ here?

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Bullish at the intersection of politics and ice capades.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Now hear me out.. What if we rebrand Bernie as a xenophobic sex pest?

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

I was forced to confront my own bigotry today when I saw a white guy at the gym with a handlebar mustache and a Nickelback tshirt.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

I propose a new national American greeting where you press the tips of your noses together and yell, “we live in a society!” at full volume.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments