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scoobydouchebag.bsky.social
The internet's favorite uncle. Machinist hillbilly from NC. no minors
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My hands smell like carrots and celery so her hands can smell like soup (she doesn't believe in spoons)

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When will the mold in J.K. Rowling's house stop working in half measures and just shut her lungs down already?

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

Well well well if it isn't the consequences of my own actions

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

Why is a 12 year old that clearly kills stray animals a top advisor to SecDef

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Part 2 of our Harry Potter series is live, and we’ve brought back the great @maximumgraves.bsky.social for backup to face down the Great Darkness (Rowling, not Voldemort) We look further into this series’ truly unparalleled popularity, Rowling’s attempts at politics, and Dumbledore’s long fingers🤤

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Time for everyone to see this incredible work by @sorryhat.bsky.social again

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

It's cool how the guy who initially wrote the thing on vaccines and autism, which is the main source these folks reference, was found to be falsified and the guy lost his medical license. And now they're gonna do it again and kill a bunch of people by vilifying vaccines and maiming autistic kids.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Me: Are you sure this will make me feel better? Therapist: *beeps* Me: *retrieves Hot Pocket* If you say so

submitted 122 days ago • 2 comments

bringing manufacturing back to the US

submitted 2 days ago • 23 comments

I'm a fruit of the loom cornucopia truther

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Offering portrait commissions to help offset the rest of the cost of Frank’s surgery this Thursday. Starting at $40 for half body, full color with a plain background. Digital delivery only. 7-10 day turnaround time. More details here: ko-fi.com/rabidya/comm... Opening dms for questions or to book.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

It’s Christian Holy Week, and my favorite Bible story happened today: Jesus driving the merchants and thieving businessmen from the temple with a bullwhip. Normalize calling capitalists thieves 🫡

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

pssst come help a queen get some denture adhesive bc medicaid only covered cleaning tabs. i got brushes and a container and stuff thanks to the dentist. tryin to keep this in stock (i just got a tube but im def gonna need more as these are for life lol)

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Sad that while America is destroying education, the Japanese are opening Anal Awakening Labs at an astonishing rate

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Good morning logging on

submitted 2 days ago • 17 comments

Starting the new week

submitted 646 days ago • 0 comments

Good morning logging on

submitted 2 days ago • 17 comments

being labeled a microplastic must be so embarrassing for the plastic

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments