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scooterbluebuckle.bsky.social
Drive patiently, err on the side of compassion, and don't fill up on bread
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Yelling into microphones means nothing when the official Dem strategy right now is "let him destroy USAID and hope he's nice to us later"

Gatorade is just salty Kool aid

I gotta figure out how to tell the difference between times when I'm being irritable and short tempered and times when the people around me are being genuinely stupid and annoying. It can't be me EVERY time.

They're turning the concentration camp for middle eastern people into a concentration camp for central american people.

Me in 2005: Can you believe these crazies saying angels in the bible were just people seeing UFOs LMAO Me in 2025: The entity which currently refers to itself as "the US government" has been staging religious events in order to control the human race since before the Hebrew Exodus from Egypt

Thinking of getting into overwatch. Any tips? Is there a different hero shooter you'd recommend?

Some guy blows himself up and first thing we gotta know is WHY

Slowly transforming into a mustache guy

I bet I could pull off a sick Wayne(Mistborn) cosplay

Utilitarianism is stupid. Idiot little baby moral code. Sacrificing one to save many is easy when you wear your philosophy as a coat to ward off the chill of your own dishonor.

When my partner isn't available, he follows me around like a sad little Victorian orphan boy

Home office check

EDC check

I am a [filling a sock with em does, too] guy in a [peach pits ward off people with bad energy] world

Can't speak for doctors but I no longer recommend quitting smoking if you deal with chronic depression

Merry Christmas morning, I made a breakfast casserole so perfect I wrote the recipe down. I'll post it if you want

Every year, my partner and I choose a new ornament based on something we did together that year. This was the year we watched all the F&F movies, so-

Just realized on Xmas eve that this is the only peice of Christian symbolism in my home

Brands now occupy the socio-cultural niche that polytheistic pan(en)theism did for early humanity

My hot take is that most people are actually kinda non-binary but the English language + puritan cultural roots causes it to be so annoying to conceptualize that most people just cant

A purely hypothetical thought experiemnt: Child guns deaths in 2023 in the US were ~370 per month. There are ~1000 billionaires in the US. If billionaires died from gun violence at the same rate as children, we'd run out of billionaires in three months.

My favorite thing to do when I run #ttrpg is to insert NPCs that make fun of my friends' characters so that I get to make fun of my friends' characters

The number of working class, Christian white people I see still speaking sympathy to the United CEO is astounding. They have a chance to actually BE the oppressed, exploited group you're always cosplaying as and they simply cannot stop themselves from hitting their knees to lick the boot.

Mangione being charged with terrorism is a tacit admission by the state of New York that Italians aren't white

I love seeing old white men cry on the news because their golf course got vandalized. It genuinely fills me with joy.

whats up redtube, it's me Mr Bust -- the porn parody Mr Beast -- and i have to jack off these 1,000 guys

Funfact: Reading The Way of Kings by Brandon Sanderson made me realize that I have chronic depression. I made a post on the sub reddit about how much of myself I saw in Kaladin's worldview and the comments were like BRUH SEE A THERAPIST so I did and now I'm autistic

If the movie pitch boils down to "America VS Aliens" it's propaganda

If someone invites you to Applebee's with them, that's a blessing. That's them saying that the only good thing they need out of this night for it to feel worth leaving the house for is your company.

Finally saw Wicked. Great flick!

IT'S HAPPENIGN!!!!!! #windandtruth

Got bored at work and made jewelry out of baling wire

I am disgusted with myself

Any man who claims trans women are trying to use the ladies room so they can harm "real" women are tacitly admitting that that's the only reason they would ever put a dress on themselves

QBs that slide are wimps. If your gonna run than fucken RUN!

The Indyx style quiz said I'm a Sporty, Alluring, Bohemian

Scratch that, my hottest take is changing her name to Glinda is the moral equivalent of a black square pfp on insta and is appropriate of trans culture

Hey DMs, did you know you can just ask the people at your table what happens next? It's a collaborative narrative, if a party wipe is immenet, you don't have to solve that problem alone. Just ask everybody what the coolest way to resolve it is.

Some of yall don't post good you just post a lot

My only hot take about Wicked is that Jeff Goldbloom was a mistake and they should've cast John C. Reilly

Why does gen z dress so bad