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They come, they come to build a wall between us. We know they won't win.
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Maria Bartiromo's Sunday show is North Korean TV with better production values

submitted 1 day ago • 363 comments

Biblical scholars now believe that if Jesus had covered up his gang tattoos, he might’ve avoided crucifixion.

submitted 9 days ago • 62 comments

In this ancient Jerusalem diner, they’re still standing by Barabbas.

submitted 9 days ago • 30 comments

A Chicago Bulls hoodie makes Kilmar Garcia a gang member the same way a shiny gold cross makes Karoline Leavitt a Christian.

submitted 10 days ago • 303 comments

For those of you keeping score: When President Biden left office, the stock market had risen to a healthy 43,487. Since trump launched his stupid trade war, the stock market has plummeted to 37,958, just 77 days later. He is a fucking IDIOT. Any questions?

submitted 20 days ago • 182 comments

let me guess: after sitting on the case for six months, John Roberts will rule that Donald Trump is a Very Special Boy who gets to clownfuck the Constitution any way he sees fit. we really do live in the shittiest timeline

submitted 20 days ago • 54 comments

Monday futures now point to a -1600 drop in the Dow. Who wants to catch a falling knife?

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

This embroidery in Evanston, IL, isn’t the quickest-reading sign of the #HandsOff protests, but it sure does capture the public mood.

submitted 22 days ago • 85 comments

The stock market loses 6% in one trading day and yet the idiots smile and clap as the bell rings.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Just a reminder concerning Black Friday etiquette . . . If you're standing by the door, you should catch all the grey men as they dive from the fourteenth floor.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Dow "Joans" 🤣

submitted 24 days ago • 13 comments

It's clear now. Our economy runs like a well-oiled machine!

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Listen, please: youtube.com/watch?v=hh7C...

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Ghoulish wretch is also violating the Geneva Convention self-exhibiting herself with prisoners.

submitted 31 days ago • 285 comments

If Trump revokes the citizenship of Cuban immigrants let's hope he starts with Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I was a lifelong liberal Democrat. Then I saw what kind of tax break the Republicans would give me if my salary ever jumps from $74,000 to $14 million.

submitted 39 days ago • 35 comments