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r/mildlyinfuriating The starbucks server bellowed the true name of God and my interior monologue switched to aramaic

submitted 512 days ago • 1 comment

they should have the snipers on the roof of sporting events turn their rifles on the refs. the refs need to be aware of this. it is to keep them honest.

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Nice argument. Unfortunately for you, I have already portrayed myself as the $1.50 gigantic Costco hot dog and you as the $7.49 pathetic Five Guys hot dog

submitted 1 day ago • 53 comments

If you ever wanted a 1990s smooth jazz album that is literally just wolves howling along to a saxophone for one hour, one minute, and 27 seconds, boy do I have an album for you: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzfb...

submitted 1 day ago • 25 comments

Baby Ume showing off her sassy side. 😂 📹: Keeper Marco

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

holding up a little sign that says “that’s a lie” as the executioner reads out the charge of treason and tightens the noose around my neck

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Staff are gradually introducing Ume the tapir calf to water in multiple ways behind the scenes. Adult tapirs are skilled swimmers and use their flexible noses as natural snorkels. 📹: Assistant curator Erin

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

the c stands for rufus albarea, of course. and the gold border is of course a subtle nod to el-prado.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

i didnt watch the first two seasons of the white lotus but i have something to say about the bald little fucker

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

when the daughter in this week's the white lotus said "the collective unconscious" regarding dreams - i popped. i can understand this show now that i know it's about persona 5.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

im gonna continue to "ignore-a" anora. #oscer #awards #awardshow #moviecelebs

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

maybe the kids are crying at the tv and PlayStation set up

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

As long as we’re talking about movies there’s no better collection of film quotes than Money Plane

submitted 3 days ago • 14 comments

hopefully they have good movies in 2025, instead.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

new avantasia record is fantastic (a couple of the bonus tracks of alt versions might be better than the standard cuts). i like the new lisa record way more than the critics, apparently. this has been your new albums from this week update.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

pastrnak is insane (complimentary). the rest of the bruins are also insane (derogatory).

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

thank you Lisa for inventing the song of the summer 2025: Rapunzel

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

pronouncing metroid like hawk tuah

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

happy 50th to gamesmaster anthony

submitted 5 days ago • 15 comments

One minute of adorable Ume snacking on lettuce. 🥬 The baby tapir now has four teeth growing in and is 25 days old. Guests will be able to see Ume and Yuna later this spring. 🌸 📹: Keeper Katie

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all the protest news focusing on Yosemite reminded me that there’s a fork in the road in front of El Cap & The Cathedrals where Teslas driving with Autopilot would total themselves for over five+ years feels a little symbolic

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Sides have hoped for progress in Embiid’s body

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Lordy Lordy Jordy Mordy

submitted 242 days ago • 0 comments

So much love and endless kisses between tapir baby Ume and momma Yuna! 🥹 📹: Keeper Chrissy

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments

last week he didn't let me open the door to collect a package. he tried to get inside as soon as I started to open the door. then he looked at me like this like "what's the hold up, open the door". You don't live here! I don't if you are current on your shots

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

My green tea, My soul.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I am absolutely going to be white-knuckling it until the baseball season starts. I don't expect it to fix anything in the world or in me, but it'll at least get the ratio between Nasty Slider Videos and pictures of RFK Jr's awful hot dog meat face on my timeline back in order somewhat.

submitted 19 days ago • 41 comments

the tapir is god's most beautiful mistake

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Happy Friday! Ume, the endangered tapir calf, is 19 days old today. Our adorable Malayan tapir calf is growing fast and will soon outgrow her stripes and spots, which will fade around six months of age. Ume and her mom, Yuna, will be viewable to guests later this spring.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

it's crazy. the mariners don't look any different after changing nothing.

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