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scorpuloid.bsky.social
from the river to the sea any/all cat or binturong aggressive transgender butch misandrist buglover
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Gaming's Greatest Jacket Guy Once Again Left Out Due To General Coolness, As Evidenced By His Jacket

sometimes we fucking win

FUCK ANDREW CUOMO youtu.be/LDU_Txk06tM?...

i wish i was taught real coping mechanisms. now instead of caring myself i just bark like a dog.

Was looking for something and stumbled across this EXTREMELY good vintage postcard from the 1930s

gumpler tortaga

this post implies polyamorous waluigi

They made this game to test Therians on their resolve for wanting to be an animal

every four years we elect our favorite bany boy who we all love the most.

im so full of various alchemical concoctions and pills and powders and harbal salves

thwy should make remakes of video games with worse graphics

hmm. things are looking pretty bad and fucked up. this is the perfect time to start engaging in my gambling addiction

i just wanna play deltarune and inject estradiol directly into my butthole but the damn powers that be are telling me that i have to go to a town in the eastern steppe to cure the fucking “plague”

OH! ITS JUNE! I ALMOST FORGOT! ahem, *kink at pride discourse*

im actually not a bad person because murdering the innocent is my special interest

I miss the times when the onion at least had some amount of believability. nowadays, with politics how it is, and the cheeto running everything, they can just say whatever they want no matter how outlandish and it’ll be horrifyingly poignant.

theres not a enough trans fem furries named riley i think we should get more of those

they call me sapphic bc i like women usually

The song Strike It Up always makes me think of the blue lizard dance from Tobal No. 2 so I had to put them together

hmm. according to my estimations every woman in seattle is gay

more like scrotigami

astolfo is to bridget as monster energy is to blahaj

we gotta sexualize more inanimate objects probably

ai is cool but in the way that anyone is using it

this drawing goes out to all the little gay bitches in my phone and computer

lmao read so much WARHOUND fanfiction lately

more like david lunch

hank green is my favorite annoying white guy he can stick around

the poaster is common within the ecosystem of bluesky. but it’s all worth it to behold the rarest sight of them all: the elusive Skeetler.

this is what the entrance to my post op vagina will look like

tail_embrace

the woke agenda is to have sex with every major political leader and then brag about it on twitter

second grader gets kicked to the ground, looks up to see the schoolyard bullies who did this to them:

The three kinds of posts

i love having sex with my boyfriend... in the house we got with a sub prime mortgage !!!

if men are tired of women hating them, they should simply be more like che guevara.

asking the girl with the swirly glasses to invent a machine that makes it all better

fluttershy tries soju #mlp

the shitty live action lilo and stitch movie has to change it so they have the 9/11 scene in it or im burning something.

george bush is the only man i would suck off but only in the reality that he’s a transmasc

idk man it really seems like phone bad maybe