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People ran Poch out of town.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

You mean to tell me that Arteta stormed out of his presser early because he failed to win anything again? Say it ain’t so.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce

submitted 10 days ago • 334 comments

I fucking love you, Erin Cuthbert.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

That back heel by Ramirez, my word…

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submitted 16 days ago • 1149 comments

This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.

submitted 17 days ago • 3398 comments

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“Arsenal move to be within 11 points of Liverpool with no recognized striker. If they can close it to 8 before Liverpool make it 11 again, surely they’re still in the race.”

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

We have a young squad. We only need 5th. Chelsea, I have an idea…

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

so far going anti-woke leads to less money and planes falling out of the sky

submitted 28 days ago • 2632 comments

Oops 😬

submitted 38 days ago • 1032 comments

The concept of diversifying your portfolio is just DEI for your money/business. It’s always recommended, like, as a good thing to do.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Man, Kevin Warren is SHAKING 👏🏻 SHIT 👏🏻 UP 👏🏻

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Wearing one of my cool guy punk band tshirts under my cardigan to work today to let my coworkers know I can still fuck around with a cup of tea and a good book.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

This is 100% an elon musk presidency. Trump is a performance artist without an ideology. Musk is a true believer. Best case shitty scenario is trump realizes this and revokes his status for pure ego reasons

submitted 42 days ago • 74 comments

This administration is full of domestic tariffists. (This might be able to be something but I’m not willing to go beyond a second draft)

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Havertz putting that ball wide is just perfect.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

City and Arsenal battling out a 3-3 match while Chelsea is already 100 points ahead and invincible. How adorable.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

So basically the same people who say racism no longer exists in america did this thing where they started using dei as a euphemism so they can get black people fired from jobs

submitted 45 days ago • 48 comments

If the FAA director got fired over a business beef AND there was an air traffic controller hiring freeze despite huge shortages AND a chaotic blitz to hollow out federal bureaucracy, and then within a week the first American airliner crashes in 16 years, you would be insane not to talk about it all.

submitted 46 days ago • 552 comments

It’s blatantly obvious that Christina hates Tarek; he plays it coy like he’s moved on but every once in a while they make a flip and celebrate with a glass of wine, leading to them boinking and Christina calling him a pussy and making him cry.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Bram Stoker sounds like the coolest fucking surfer I’ve heard of

submitted 688 days ago • 13 comments

Anyway as they pull bodies out of the Potomac bear in mind that the guiding ethos of Trumpism is that the TSA, NTSB, and FAA should be radically downsized and run by dudes whose main qualifications are loyalty are a willingness to say “cunt” a lot

submitted 47 days ago • 573 comments

It’s fun to see that they created a team of kamikaze pilots with that increased military budget. I guess the friendly fire is just collateral damage. Keep on pushing ahead, Donny!

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

No, I’m not a conservative. I’m a libertarian. I only agree with everything conservatives say and vehemently denounce liberal ideologies while demanding credibility as a neutral and fair party.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Darn right I’ve been radicalized. I’m radical as heck. Frickin’ sick dude.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

We don’t have to keep vaguely calling it his “arm gesture”, we can just call it his party’s salute, which is what it is.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Since yesterday, gas prices have gone up and my Instagram algorithm is all of a sudden slightly more right leaning. I wonder what the heck that could be about.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Chelsea will never lose another game as long as I live. #CFCW #Girma

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

The “Jeep wave” except it’s fellow Tesla drivers giving each other a seig heil.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

I’m not a Nazi I’m just autistic

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Inaugurate my balls to his face.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

More like Kai HANDvertz, amiright?

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Gotta think Packers fans are thinking this is a “lose the battle but win the war” type of situation with Trump getting back into office.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Unsure if I like the packers giving their fans false hope and losing later in the playoffs or right away like tonight. I’ll have to think about it.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

The Havertz “60 million” chant obviously gets better and better every game that goes by but we need to understand that Arsenal didn’t spend 60 million on him. They spent 65.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

My mission from here on out is to convince #Bears fans to boycott this dipshit team. If it wasn’t immensely clear before (and it was), yesterday’s press conference made it indisputable - ownership does not care about winning. So why give them out time and money?

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

It’s January 7th and we already know that next season (and every season thereafter as long as the McCaskeys are owners) will be an absolute disaster. Please - I beg you - do not renew your season tickets. Do not attend games. Do not give this franchise a single dollar of your money.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Virginia, you may rest now.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

I’m with Arteta. I think one should be able to headbutt players in the face, without needing to worry about giving up a penalty or receiving a red card. Game’s gone.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

The Quidditch pitch having boundary lines is immensely pointless.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

That Sterling loan signing looking like a masterstroke by Arsenal now.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

People want to say Chelsea ain’t got no history and then go on about how historically, the club is racist. Hm.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

In no way is “your club is in the title race, admit it!” the own that anybody seems to think it is. #Chelsea #CFC

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Sanchez was man of the match today. No doubt.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve always admired that hard-working Everton spirit. Both Men’s and Women’s teams out here doing a JOB this weekend.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments