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Husband, Father, Pastor, American Patriot, Doulos, World's Greatest Living Christian Apologist
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Have I never mentioned my ten kids?

So now I have no idea whether that Canadian flag a car is sporting is evidence of a rightwing antivaxxer or just a healthy anti-MAGA Canadian.

Norma Normans

her: I'm coming over, you better not be reticulating splines me:

Hebrews was written by Apollos. And A pollos was a chicken.

“Sorry Bill, but we just make executive orders now.”

In his defence that is a lot of money for German Christmas bread

This is what strength actually looks like

“When there’s blood in the streets… buy property.” — Trump, basically

Okay where are the Dispensationalists right now?!?!?

Autism is not a problem to be solved.

Me explaining to my wife how I have to buy Lagavulin 16 instead of Buffalo Trace because of Canada

The real Ordo Amoris

So glad I get to blame DEI for everything instead of my own incompetence

The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’ — Matthew 25:40-45

The original Psalt Bae

My internal argument for Bluesky over Twitter

Facts may not care about your feelings, but Christians should.

Happy Robbie Burns to all!

Breaking News: Trump to declassify the location of Carmen Sandiego

What did Gregory of Nyssa do?!??

“Hold on…is that in Two Corinthians?!?”

It’s inside because it’s an Inauguration. If they did it outside it would be an Outauguration.

George Washington receiving direct revelation to start America

Oh man just finally downloaded TikTok. It’s so fun and informative! Has anyone else tried it?!?

Someone should tell Trump that if he doesn’t stop this aggression Scotland is going to cut off America’s supply of MacDonalds.

It is a little funny that Republics voted for someone so incapable of thought that he doesn’t realize that Canada cannot become an American state.

They need to start playing The Imperial March every time Trump enters a room.

Did Joshua really lead the Israelites in the conquest of Canaan, or was he just joshing? I apologize for this 🦋

This book is surprisingly NOT about The Rapture

tenebras lux. Happy now you psychos?

Why do the Protestant Reformers want me to post “tenebras lux” all the time?

It’s really important to know the line between “with a little YouTube I can fix this!” And “I really need to call a professional.”

Merry Christmas! God bless us, every one.

Wishing everyone a special Christmas this year that you will remember as what Christmas was.

It is wrong for parents to tell their kids that Lord of the Rings isn’t real.

This belongs in the Christmas playlist

DW 1

They’re going to bring back typhus

All are welcome here, no matter where you fall in terms of standard deviation.