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linktr.ee/ineednewhobbies Hanging out in my living room on the Internet. Please be cool/uncool enough to hang out in my living room on the Internet. Interactions set to follows-only often. If you're not into pro wrestling, you should mute this emoji: 🤼‍♂
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To the Hanger apologists who can read this, the "Has Been Drinking" t-shirt is on clearance (35% off) and is being retired, if you didn't get one yet and were thinking of it. There's actually a lot of good stuff being cleared out right now (including multiple Shida shirts, which makes me nervous). 🤼

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Now Playing: Rebecca Black-Tears In My Pocket 🎧

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How is it 10 PM Eastern? I want a goddamn refund.

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You get one fictional character to be a best-friend-level friend for the rest of your life. Who do you go with?

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This is what the next Tron movie should've been.

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Welp. 🤼

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My hypervigilance has hypervigilance, at this point.

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Who else here remembers that the AWA used to play Dead or Alive's "Lover Come Back to Me" in the background of their upcoming date announcements? 🤼

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For those who were enjoying the "Herzog and Kinski are batshit" channel, alas, Night Flight's doing a Radio 1990/TV 2000 thing this month and it took over NF3.

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Sometimes, way more often than it should, probably, I get Gilbert Gottfried's impression of Jerry Seinfeld stuck in my head. Just "Why...do people...eat pizza?" over and over again, unless I add the dueling David Brenner impression, then "Ya ever eat pizza? Ya ever eat pizza?" is in there, too.

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I like Claudio, but they should totally replace him with Thekla in that 4-way match tomorrow. 🤼

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Seriously, y'all, I'm tired today.

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Where's the Dyssomniacs Who Dig Cool Shit tab in suggested follows, y'all?

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Have any pro wrestlers ever used "Reverence" by The Jesus and Mary Chain as their entrance music? 🤼

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Feather boa wearers, how are they for just, like, sitting around the house in?

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*presented without comment*

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1989 was a bomb-ass music year.

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"What have I done to piss the gods off?" indeed, Sananda.

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Kate Bush. Fuck yeah.

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My timeline is moving like everyone is talking about one of the roughly 6 million things I have muted.

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(CW: food/meat) Remembering the last few minutes I spent in NJ, eating an Italian hot dog and a slice of pizza from La Strada of Keyport, NJ, on a bench as far the fuck away from people as possible in that ballpark right near Exit 117 and the AM/PM Mini Mart. If I never make it back, that's it.

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Nobody tell me anything else that's happened since the last thing.

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Me, after friends send me links. (I know, I use this one a lot. I also don't fuckin' drink, but...yeah.)

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I still swear that if there is any kind of supreme deity/governing authority, we're all being collectively punished because people were mean to Rebecca Black about "Friday".

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Am I too old to have this one (still) stuck in my head on the regular, or am I just right?

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