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Oldest UK brother. Biggest bear in the family (mdni)
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Aye, lad. [ grinning as he continues working. The strings and wooden pieces move in tandem, slowly crafting the image of two felines ]

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Had to spruce up around here

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You lot have got 2 minutes before i throw a chair out of a window

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HA! Bust in yer arse! Good one, laddie! [ laughing proudly ]

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It’s an acquired taste, but you can probably make it up to your standard. [ god he’s so cute looking like that URGH Alasdair is going feral ] Would you…wanna cook now?

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Impressing a beautiful man is a full time job and lads am I working overtime

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Just a bit, lad. Bought some Italian stuff for us to have. [ figured Lovino would rather puke than eat shepherd’s pie ] You don’t look like a fan of haggis.

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Bloke used to attack the tablecloth as I put food down. Had a lot of pots go flying. [ now that the kitties are out, Alasdair can properly start the loom! Archie is happy to bat the toy back! ]

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Thanks, man. Took ages to assemble when you have a fatty trying to climb it every second. [ Archie stops licking for a moment and fetches another toy. This one has a bell! He tosses it to Giuseppe for playtime ]

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Estonia? Aye. Lad’s going on the mantle

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Aye, a compliment. [ Archie chirps. Friend is out of the box!! He rights himself and sits next to the feline. He leans in and licks Giuseppe’s cheek. Friend?? Friend?? ]

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Sheering sheep as usual

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Oh, uh, meant that as…you know, you being the type to care a lot about your pet. [ hiding his face behind the loom ] Uh, think Giuseppe is feeling right enough to come out? Archie’s itching for playtime. [ Archie simply meows. He wants to show off his cool things and impress the tomcat! ]

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Well, most people treat their pets like royalty while they treat themself like a peasant. I’d eat ice for dinner before I let Archie go without salmon. [ The chubby cat rolls onto his back and continues purring. Pretty kitty in his house!! He wants to play!! ]

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I made Arthur commit a ton of crimes when we were younger. Mostly theft. Got him to steal a horse once

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What are we bringing up crime rates for??

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Aye, spoil your pet twice as much as you spoil yourself. Sounds about right. [ Archie purrs, sparkles in his big eyes as Giuseppe accepts his offering. Friendship! ]

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Ha! [ laughing and patting Sean’s shoulder ] That’s the right answer, lad.

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You eat donkey balls

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You are what you eat as they say 😼

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You look like balls lad

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Still impressive, lad. You do Giuseppe good. [ patting Lovino on the back. Archie nudges the second mouse closer to the feline, encouraging him to try the delicious meal ]

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Why would i want to be Sean he looks like troll

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Good lord, the man’s chuffed. I’d kill to have all that as a cat. [ admiring the space. It’s incredible! ] You made that for him?

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Uh, aye. Won’t tease you. [ very curious about this! ]

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Heh, yeah. Archie’s got one of them fancy cat trees that he likes to sit in. [ Archie tilts his head then runs back outside. A few minutes later, he returns with another mouse! Nice and fresh from the fields ] That makes 513 mice. The mad lad.

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Too pampered? [ Archie chirps before taking to mouse and just. Eating it. He purrs and moves to nuzzle Giuseppe’s face. “Friend?” ]

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Only in the yard. Bastards try to get barley I use for alcohol, but Archie keeps them at bay. [ chuckling while the feline purrs in a loaf ]

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Wherever. Archie’s a hunter just like me. [ Alasdair sits down at the loom and carefully begins to set up the yarn. Archie sets the vermin down and nudges it to Giuseppe. He must be hungry! ] Does your kitty only eats canned food?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Hard to say. Archie made a peace offering with the toy. [ The feline flicks his tail before trotting away. When he returns, there’s a fresh mouse in his maw ] Good job, Arch. Always feed your guests. [ nervously offering Lovino shortbread cookies ]

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[ Archie blinks and simply rolls onto his back. He kneads the air with his paws offering Giuseppe a slow blink of friendship. “Just a cat looking to say hi” ]

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[ Archie makes a noise and trots to the cage with a cat toy in his mouth. He meows softly then offers it as a peace treaty ] Good on you, lad. Treating him like a proper guest.

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Hehe.

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The French seem to enjoy it

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Aye, few men like being cramped in a box. I’m one of them for sure. [ Alasdair brings Lovino into the living room where Archie plays with a loose ball of yarn by the loom ] The cats can play in here while we chat.

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Possibly.

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I’ll get Nessie to swallow you whole!

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Heh, time honored tradition of ogling men and their muscles.

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It’s true. They only serve water, and you don’t get crumpets either.

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There you go, and no waiting until midnight. I’ll pee on your bed if you do

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Why do you think I invented the Highland Games? God, those men looked good out there

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Dont even joke, lad. Those knights were irresistible! [ grinning at the memory ]

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Can’t have tea time in the looney bin

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Five months you’ve got then

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Fuck fuck fuck its him god okay be cool, lad. Be cool [ nervously opening the door. Archie chirps but otherwise stays curled up on his lounge pillow ] Good to see you lot.

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Aye, poets, princes, and those bloody handsome sailors.

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Last time you were seen talking to yourself, they put your head on a stick

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You could at least do it before his birthday, lass

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