Profile avatar
scottielambchop.bsky.social
What the fuck am I even talking about?
511 posts 138 followers 227 following
Prolific Poster
Posts 45 Comments 5

*looking pensively while watching something cool* Ticket sales were low.

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

hard to believe that our public institutions are suddenly behaving in a manner that many many people have been warning is the logical endpoint of a capitalist government for a hundred years

submitted 9 hours ago • 13 comments

The girl reading this

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

RFK Jr: *eats horse anus*

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

I still wear a You Fail Me Converge shirt I got in 2004

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Mortal Kombat voice:

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

A ska fest headlined by Propagandhi is insane.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

It’s insane how the topic of free speech devolved from “I should not be jailed for speaking my mind” to “everyone needs to be nice to me for saying the n-word.”

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

In times like these, I feel very bad for UCB’s Matt Walsh for also having that name.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

There’s probably a hack joke about wasting a lot of money on eggs that will do huge numbers on resist lib accounts.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

According to the texts I get from random numbers I can save democracy for only $27

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

This is basically 75% of my facebook feed now. Usually I just immediately block anything it suggests me to follow, but this guy made me so sad.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I dare Mitch McConnell to one-up him.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

This is like your parents telling you to write to Santa.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

this is 100% the shitty llm model struggling with the word transgender lol

submitted 8 days ago • 6 comments

These posts are why I’m on here

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I bet the first time a pirate said “Ahoy there,” the mateys went berserk

submitted 9 days ago • 22 comments

Everyone in Severance deserves an Emmy for everything.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

MTV’s Cribs Production Manager: Ok, our crew will be there on Thursday from 7am to 8pm. Mariah Carey: That’s my bathtime

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

It’s fucking embarrassing how good early Minus The Bear is.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I’ll bet every single one of them has an anonymous Twitter account where they abuse trans people - because they’ve been told by politicians, judges, mass media and billionaires that it’s ok to do so.

submitted 11 days ago • 26 comments

Tattoo idea: a bull in a cowboy hat, riding a person. The banner underneath: Boycow

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

This is like taking your kid to play laser tag and posting a video about how good of a soldier he is

submitted 11 days ago • 35 comments

Rest easy, Detective Crashmore

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Jesus fucking Christ

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Thank you @brendelbored.bsky.social for everything you’ve done for is today. Happy Valentine’s Day.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Happy 10 year and one day anniversary to these very good Harris Wittels posts

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 12 days ago • 113 comments

I am never gonna cum again.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

What the fuck are these people even talking about?

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

On one hand, the world is a huge fucking nightmare. On the other, RFK’s appointment will probably take me off of it a lot sooner.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I’m changing the name to The Baseball of Mexico

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Do you think there’s only one person on earth named Avril?

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

This post is just for me.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I think one of the most underrated aspects of Toni Storm is that her shoe-throwing gimmick is an homage to Muntadhar al-Zaidi

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck, I should have bought stock in Duracell today

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Broke: The Chiefs are paying the refs Woke: The Eagles are paying Patrick Mahomes

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Me and my friends watching football.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Joyce Manor’s entire discography is shorter than an episode of Severance

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I love punk because I firmly believe no album should ever be longer than 23 minutes.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I think we have spent enough time hoping Kanye gets the help he needs

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII

submitted 18 days ago • 256 comments

you might feel moved when visiting the Betsy Ross museum, but don’t get carried away! They won’t even let museum employees do this activity

submitted 20 days ago • 16 comments

the only people who benefit from this are child predators and i'd like dem officials to say so into a microphone

submitted 20 days ago • 83 comments