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Hell of a damn grave

*looking pensively while watching something cool* Ticket sales were low.

hard to believe that our public institutions are suddenly behaving in a manner that many many people have been warning is the logical endpoint of a capitalist government for a hundred years

The girl reading this

RFK Jr: *eats horse anus*

I still wear a You Fail Me Converge shirt I got in 2004

Mortal Kombat voice:

A ska fest headlined by Propagandhi is insane.

It’s insane how the topic of free speech devolved from “I should not be jailed for speaking my mind” to “everyone needs to be nice to me for saying the n-word.”

In times like these, I feel very bad for UCB’s Matt Walsh for also having that name.

There’s probably a hack joke about wasting a lot of money on eggs that will do huge numbers on resist lib accounts.

According to the texts I get from random numbers I can save democracy for only $27

This is basically 75% of my facebook feed now. Usually I just immediately block anything it suggests me to follow, but this guy made me so sad.

I dare Mitch McConnell to one-up him.

This is like your parents telling you to write to Santa.

this is 100% the shitty llm model struggling with the word transgender lol

These posts are why I’m on here

I bet the first time a pirate said “Ahoy there,” the mateys went berserk

Everyone in Severance deserves an Emmy for everything.

MTV’s Cribs Production Manager: Ok, our crew will be there on Thursday from 7am to 8pm. Mariah Carey: That’s my bathtime

It’s fucking embarrassing how good early Minus The Bear is.

I’ll bet every single one of them has an anonymous Twitter account where they abuse trans people - because they’ve been told by politicians, judges, mass media and billionaires that it’s ok to do so.

Tattoo idea: a bull in a cowboy hat, riding a person. The banner underneath: Boycow

This is like taking your kid to play laser tag and posting a video about how good of a soldier he is

Rest easy, Detective Crashmore

Jesus fucking Christ

Thank you @brendelbored.bsky.social for everything you’ve done for is today. Happy Valentine’s Day.

Happy 10 year and one day anniversary to these very good Harris Wittels posts

I am never gonna cum again.

What the fuck are these people even talking about?

On one hand, the world is a huge fucking nightmare. On the other, RFK’s appointment will probably take me off of it a lot sooner.

I’m changing the name to The Baseball of Mexico

Do you think there’s only one person on earth named Avril?

This post is just for me.

I think one of the most underrated aspects of Toni Storm is that her shoe-throwing gimmick is an homage to Muntadhar al-Zaidi

Fuck, I should have bought stock in Duracell today

Broke: The Chiefs are paying the refs Woke: The Eagles are paying Patrick Mahomes

Me and my friends watching football.

Joyce Manor’s entire discography is shorter than an episode of Severance

I love punk because I firmly believe no album should ever be longer than 23 minutes.

I think we have spent enough time hoping Kanye gets the help he needs

This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII

you might feel moved when visiting the Betsy Ross museum, but don’t get carried away! They won’t even let museum employees do this activity