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Now we are canceling the Nazi Sieg Heil salute smdh

What if, hear me out, Ivanka will save us?

White House just hired Ketamine as a Special Government Employee

Hitler, who I do not support, never would have embraced genocide, which I also do not support, if the Weimar shitlibs hadn't tried so hard to deplatform him. by Glenn Greenwald

I’m not sure the world has seen a genuine supervillain until 2025. Of course there’ve been countless monsters: hitler, Stalin, pol pot. But a real life figure who fits the Gotham/Metropolis model. Plutocrat bigwig who is actually deeply evil & wants to run the world for cartoonishly stupid reasons.

Mike Johnson is desperately trying to thread the needle between budget hawks and deficit-busting tax cuts with a one vote majority, and Elon is like “Money for everyone!”

When does our credit rating fall?

Senator McConnell retires knowing that he's fulfilled his mission of destroying the United States.

We are entering a new era—Government by Gimmick. Policies won’t be serious efforts to solve real problems but mere attention-grabbing stunts.

Genius plan, what could go wrong?

The Free Speech Absolutist™ is leading the charge to impose forbidden word lists on the US Government.

To regain the lead, Joe Rogan will go on Joe Rogan’s podcast.

After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.

"Trump Might Have a Case on Being King"

Breaking: The Federalist Society quickly reboots as the Royalist Society.

John Roberts: "I had no idea that treating the President like a King would make the President think he's a king."

John Roberts is such an institutionalist about the courts that he destroyed the other two branches.

Autoschadenfreude (n) : pleasure derived from your own misfortune

Which law professor(s) will write an op-ed arguing that Trump really is king?

A bit harsh tbh

US Supreme Court rules 6-3 that poisoning your rival is an official act.

JD Vance is so nauseatingly unlikeable that he’s literally dragging down the AfD’s approval rating

Marco Rubio turns out to be as feckless as Secretary of State as he was as Senator

Prediction: During the coming Bird Flu pandemic, it will be a federal crime to wear a mask.

Ironic that Trump built his political rise on birtherism, only to install a non-natural-born citizen as President.

The amazing thing about DOGE is however stupid you anticipated it to be, it's blown way past that.

When DOJ finds out about all the law breaking going on, Trump is toast.

Favorite part of family gatherings is when someone gives a heartfelt toast and they’re constantly interrupted by “Where’s the cole slaw?” “You want more soup?” “Sarah, do you have to pee?”

Some men would rather end human history’s longest running experiment in self-government than go to therapy

Inclusive legal positivism out of control

And there's Axios, speaking truth to oh wait never mind