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scottmcmillan.bsky.social
He/Him weirdo and reprobate.
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they actually only do this bc it feels really good for the planes

submitted 35 days ago • 2 comments

You want to fuck the fox from Disney's Robin Hood, I want to fuck the fox from the Soviet Pinocchio. We are not the same.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Did you just call the George Foreman Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine the George Foreman grill you dumb sonofabitch? Is that what you just fucking did?

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Guy who says “and that’s when I developed my drinking problem” anytime he misses with his drink/water bottle

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

*Marxist labor organizer voice* You kids know who else had a theory about Alien Nation?

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

@profanity.accountant

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

Damn. I think this could be my first actual Bluesky sex bot.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

look at my evil empire bumblefuck it's way through diplomacy, dawg we not gonna make it

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

Sitting in the world's most comfortable chair

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

People who do this to a shared chip bag should be flogged

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

My overdrive? Bachman–Turner

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck Lin-Manuel Miranda I hate that stupid bitch

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Watching Hamilton today is crazy. 🎶An immigrant embezzling government fund🎶

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

I fixed Elon's new pfp

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

This is how your email finds me this morning

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

Look at my Khummus bread bowl dawg we're getting CyberGaza

submitted 68 days ago • 2 comments

Musk announces complete overhaul of EPA, new department is called I CAN HAZ ENVIRONMENT

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

One might even call him a turbulent Boer and wonder if no one will rid us of him

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Feel like the domino meme where one end is me thinking it's neat I can buy video games from an online bookstore and the other end is the destruction of the Washington Post

submitted 68 days ago • 2 comments

guy who sez "hail hydra" just because they're really into heads growing back

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

What’s happening in this country is horrifying, but I’m just glad Harambe didn’t live to see it

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

This whole time Pootie Tang was speaking Polish and only Polish speakers knew

submitted 68 days ago • 3 comments

Accidentally saw two cousins fighting on FB when I went to check on a group I'm in. One of them is mad at the other one for "desecrating the flag" by posting a pic of the flag those Park staffers hung upside down on El Cap and lady you would totally lose your shit if you heard my opinion of the flag

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments