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Ok so drones the size of cars are flying around a country where citizens own 113 million rifles. Seems to me the solution is simple.

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Anyone: "hey did you hear what Trump said about-' Me: "fuckin braaaaap"

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7 reasons why The Thing (1982) is a Christmas film: 1) snow 2) bearded men concealing surprises 3) compulsory party games 4) introverts shunning group activities 5) digestive issues 6) revellers bursting open to reveal partially assimilated canine lifeforms 7) knitwear

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I think it's probably okay at this point to throw out all the extra bakery that was made in a haze after November 5th. Just letting some of you know that.

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Hot from the Skillet with plenty of North Carolina spice!!

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I’ve been working on some demon eyes for the October installment of #gimmefive #comics. The first eyes I drew weren’t demony enough. @scottysky.bsky.social and I just closed out next month’s new #reddemon tale. It’ll be out next month.

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Just when you thought your day was going well!

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jimmy buffet died on a 3 day weekend so we can have one extra day to have an extra margarita

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gonna run errands today. then take a motorbike ride. sit by lake michigan and think of the monsters underneath the water for a little bit. then ride home. last day of summer break blues.

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Went to drop off issues of my comic (Gimme Five Comics) at a comic book store. Got there as they opened so I could catch up with the owner & there were 5 other guys in the parking lot waiting for it to open. Nobody under 30 though. Are videos the new comics? if so, I'll go down with the ship.

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the show FISK is my new buttered sausage

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Meanwhile, in another part of Gotham City...

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This looks like the kind of guy who sells bluesky codes.

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To skeet or not to skeet, that is the motherskeeting question

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1996 called. It wants its Dancing Baby email chain attachment back. https://drive.google.com/file/d/1g0AFuuB907YPyU3Jv4-4f2B8A88if8rs/view?usp=sharing

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You know, they say that when it comes to the Canada fires, the flames are so intense, even a hockey puck would melt faster than ice in a microwave. It's like nature's way of saying, "Oh, you thought we were just all about maple syrup and politeness? Hold my moose."

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Teacher memetine

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"O Canada" starts to sound less like a national anthem and more like something you say when the cat pukes on the carpet.

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Easter candy is cheap as hell right now FYI

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The gas pump ad just told me the deals on milk and bread inside "are fire" and I'm not sure how I feel about that.

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If this is where you are, lfr you're smoking 300 cigarettes a day

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Well, it's not far down to Paradise At least it's not for me And if the wind is right, you can skeet away And find tranquillity Skeeting takes me away To where I've always heard it could be (No apologies, Christopher Cross, bro, none)

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One.lost.shoe @ IG

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I love my friend's photography and wanna share, so there🎈

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Edinburgh Airport: What the fuck am I looking at tartan kilts for, when I could be in the bar?

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In a staff versus students kickball game today, I scored one of our only two runs! I believe my last one was in 1977. But still...

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Went to a bar & on the list of available beers was Zima. So I asked the bartender who orders Zima? "We haven't had that in over 2 years," she said. "We've just never updated the list, I guess." So that means once bars started opening up after COVID, someone was like, "fuck it, let's pound Zimas."

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Just watched "The Strays" on Netflix. Loved the ending. Conversely, I bailed out of the new Ant-Man movie after 25 minutes. Radio killed the video star; Disney killed Marvel movies.

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