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Living at the top when you’re at the fucking bottom.
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HAHAHAHAHA GOOD

here’s how madame web can still win

HULU YOU DUMB FUCKIN IDIOTS

I WATCHED EMILIA PÈREZ AND I SAY NUKE THE FRENCH

#Oscars

ROSSELLINI WEARING BLUE VELVET 😭😭😭😭😭

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A GLORIOUS CONAN DAY TO US ALL

You are not gonna get me to boo anyone who does this to Cody Rhodes lmao

HAPPY OSCARS DAY FUCK YOU IF YOU DONT CELEBRATE

Goldfinger’s “Superman” playing at the bowling alley, which means some kid just got an extra mozzarella stick in his order.

VP of Universal Music Group at the first system of a down showcase

rfk jr. coughing up a whole flattened armadillo with tire tread marks on it and suddenly talking normal

The Substance > Nickel Boys > Conclave > Anora > Dune 2 > Brutalist > I’m Still Here > Wicked > EP And check back here once I finally see A Complete Unknown but I’m gonna guess that’s going right behind Dune 2 Sing Sing clears all of these but ya’ll (A24) aren’t ready for that conversation 💅🏻

Heat Raging Bull Synecdoche, New York The entire Heisei Gamera trilogy

Please friends. The star wars joke was last night. Now the wars are over. The stars won. They are giant masses of plasma and they beat us fair and square. We have to stop living in the past

did you know it's illegal to say "i think someone should kill elon musk" it's also illegal to say "the best place to fire a mortar launcher at the eisenhower building would be from the roof of the mills building because of minimal security and you'd have a clear line of sight to elon's office"

This country FALLING OFF THE BONE COOKED!

Leatherface would use a Buster Sword change my mind

Mickey 17 Novocaine Opus Death Of A Unicorn

Sources are saying that my blood is dirty garbage water. My flesh? A husk.

elon musk retire bitch

THEY GOT TIMO WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

We need deeds not words

pour one out for Nona F Macklenberg

I really love that "succeeding in finishing an authored experience designed to be finished and enjoyed" is such a marker of resilience and character. I'm going to eat a meal at a high-end restaurant and call myself a survivalist.

And then he made THE MONKEY. What do you people want. There is no pleasing you.

The most “I don’t hate it” win possible

The bravest thing a man can do in a relationship is reveal to his wife that he still knows all of the lyrics to Bloodhound Gang’s “The Bad Touch” by heart.

Yeah I’m into AI: AI’m walking here

Crappy's Galesburg, IL

Once again rewatching the best series of Taskmaster (series 7).